How tf did this get 7k in only a few days o m g  t h a n k  y o u

Domestic OTP story starters:
1. "It's a pillow fort made out of blankets."
2. "Tampons? You want me to buy tampons?"
3. "Cough into your elbow like a civilized human being."
4. *sleepy snuggles when neither one wants to get out of bed in the morning*
5. "It's not burnt. It's slightly toasted."
6. "Get out before I suffocate you with hairspray."
7. "Your dad doesn't like me, and he owns guns..."
8. "Get over yourself. It's connect-four."
9. "What do you mean you cut yourself doing dishes? You never do the dishes?"
10. "I don't care if I'm allergic, I bought him and we're keeping him."
11. "Frozen pizza...why don't you just give me dog food?"
12. "FIX THE INTERNET BEFORE I SMASH THIS COMPUTER"