Person A: *runs up to friend/Person C panting* YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!

Person C: What?? What happened??

Person A: (Person B) just read Killing Stalking!

Person C: So??

Person B: *running after person A with kitchen knife* COOOME BAAACK~ I WANT TO TIE YOU UP IN MY BASEMENT~~

Person A: *unholy petrified screeching*