Person A spent the day relaxing by watching old cartoons while curled up in blankets and drinking tea.

By the time Person B got home from their day of working (and interacting with other humans in general) they were ready to put up their feet and cuddle with A.

As soon as they saw A curled up in multiple blankets, completely at peace with an empty cup of tea and the T.V. quietly playing in the background, B decided that A looked too happy and wanted to mess that up.

They quietly walked back into the kitchen unnoticed and filled up one of A’s favorite mug with water.

B walked back into their living room and yelled some garbled war cry and threw the water onto A…unfortunately throwing the cup as well.

The cup thankfully missed A (by only a small distance) and shattered on the ground, while all the water somehow still splashing onto A and their blanket ball.

A slowly looked up at the sheepish smile on B’s lips and all they could do is stare in shock and distrust. They were now wet, favorite mug broken, and quite unhappy with these sudden changes.

B awkwardly walked over to A and took a blanket to slowly start drying A off. 

EXTRA: A forgave B, under the condition that A could soak B with their hose next time they were outside. And that B would buy A a new favorite mug.