Person A: *hiccups* *more hiccups*
Person C: woah, you should drink some water
Person A: *drinks water* I still feel.. *hiccups even more*
Person C: I got it. The element of surprise shall save you from your mis-
Person B: *kicks the door open* HEY YOU A! I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU SO MUCH AND I WILL LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME AND I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK - I’M NOT LYING AT ALL, BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU THIS, SORRY FOR BEING ABRUPT BUT I JUST REALLY - 
Person A: *falls to the floor*
Person C:
Person C:  oh my god, I think you just killed A