Person A: *is washing dishes*

Person B: *poking head out of bedroom door* “Hey, can I borrow your earbuds?”

Person A: “Why?”

Person B: “So I can masturbate”

Person A: “Can I join you?”

Person B: “No, you’re doing dishes”

Person A: “What if I finish and you’re still jerking off?”

Person B: “Fuck me.”