A: Guys, what do I do? My partner is too tall for me to kiss :(

C: Punch them in the gut. You can kiss them when they double over

D: Break their legs. You’ll be able to kiss them since they will be in a wheelchair

E: Dump them. You ain’t got time to climb a mountain to give that giant a kiss.

B: JFC, NO! THESE ARE AWFUL IDEAS! JUST ASK ME TO BEND OVER, A!