Person C: Hey, piece of advice? How are you even sure that you’ve already found ‘the one’?

Person A: Listen kid, all you gotta do is just look at them straight in the face and tell them “fuck you”.

Person C: W-wait wha-

Person A: If they showed distaste, better run the fuck up already. But if they groaned, moaned, or anything that showed any signs of arousal, then you got yourself a jackpot.

Person C:

Person C:

Person C: I’m lost.