Person A: *grumbles* my ass hurts.

Person C: I wonder why..

Person A: Well go ask Person B!

Person C: waaiiiiittttt

Person B: I said I didn't mean to hurt you that badly! It was just a little fun!

Person A: Well you didn't have to be so rough about it!

Person C: Did you two....? What happened? (even though I'm scared to find out)

Person B: I might've pushed them down the stairs...

Person C: ohmygod *face palm*

Person A: 'PUSH'? YOU FUCKING PICKED ME UP AND FUCKING THREW ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS AND YOU CALL THAT FUCKING FUN?

Person C: Guys....

Person B: *Joking* We also had hardcore anal sex last night.

Person C: WHAT?