Angry smol, mellow tol

• you're always making fun of my short legs well jokes on you sucker because you are failing so hard at this obstacles course with your giraffe limbs

• you can pout all you want, at the end of the day i win all the arguments because i can just pick you up and place you in a corner a sulk yourself tired

• i really wanna knee you in the crotch right now but your crotch is too fucking high

• "how did you two meet?" "they tripped over me. while i standing."

•man, i hate going out into huge crowds with you because i always lose you among all the children and i have to peruse through all of them to find you

• man, i love going out into huge crowds with you because you're like a beacon sticking out and i'm basically never lost

• whenever i get too mad or frustrated or down you give me a piggyback and it's embarrassing how much it calms me

• you're so fantastic to cuddle because i can, like, hold all of you. no place misses out on my hugs, you get all the hug, the full hug,, all my love