A: I'm too hot!
B: shut up
A: I'm really sweaty!
B: A I'm trying to work over here
A: ..... IM DYING OF HEAT STROKE!!!
B: (pinning A against wall and seductively growling into ear) if you aren't quiet soon, I'll give you a reason to be hot
A: .....
A: .....
A: .....
A: IM GOING TO TURN INTO DUST
B:  I SWEAR TO GOD