Person A: *drugged up from getting wisdom teeth removed*

Person B: *came to visit*

Person A: who are you? *attempts to strike sexy pose and fails. Loudly whispers * your hot!

Person B: * trying not to laugh* I-I'm (person B).

Person A: Well, (person B)..*drools a bit from Gauss* you must have cleaned your pants with Windex, cause I can see my self in them latter tonight. *failed wink*

Person B: *dying of laughter* yo- you realize- we are already dating!

Person A: yes! Worked like a charm!