Mall shenanigans

#1

Person A: do you have any spare change? I wanna make a wish *points at fountain*

Person B, with a nonchalant expression: *whiPS OUT THEIR WHOLE WALLET AND POURS A HANDFUL OF COINS INTO THEIR HAND* take them all

#2

*Person A and B are on an escalator adjacent from a large mirror wall*

Person B: look at that cute person in the reflection

Person A: *glances worriedly at all the other people*

Person B: ...*lifts finger to point at Person A*

Person A:

Person A: oH !! GOODNESS Y OU MEANT ME!!! :'DD

#3

*in clothing store*

Person A: I'm buying this shirt for you, you'd look good in it

Person B: but u would look way better in it

Person A: but,,, they only have in it your size,,,

Person B, starting to get red: e exactly

[that can either be hilarious or adorable depending on if Person B is smaller or bigger than Person A LMAO]

#4

*in a game store*

Person A: *suggests they play Mario games on the demo Nintendo consoles*

Person B, thinking: ok why not

Person B, 30 minutes later, walking out of the store, with a pout and a grinning Person A in tow: yOu can't just distract me with kisses and expect me NOT to yell in frustration for you making me lose I'm-

#5

Person B: I'm tired

Person A: it's only been like 15 minutes

Person B, starting to cling to Person A: that's whyy

Person A, blushing n smiling: ok ok break time

Person A & B: end up lazily chilling in the food court for like 2 hours