The Infamous Small and Tall AUs
- If you try to balance one more cup on my head I am going to punch you
- Did you just get me a fucking step stool for a present????
- I always sit on your lap because I'm smaller but you wanted to "switch things up" this time and-get the fUCK OFF OF ME I CAnt BREATHE
- Every damn time we watch the lion king you always gotta reenact that one scene and it's not cute anymore-put mE DOWN
- Whenever we fight, I always end up hiding in a really small space so I don't have to see you but 9/10 times I get stuck and have to call you to get me out
- What do you mean there's a limit to how many piggy back rides I get???