Alright let's get the show on the road. Welcome everybody just a little intro before we dive into the weird stuff. I remember wanting to start a crack book but I didn't know when, but since I'm basically done with all of high school now I thought why not? Updates shall be random as I am still working on the fanfic.

Osomatsu: Ehh, so this is a Crack fic huh?

Me: WHO LET YOU IN HERE?!

Jyushimatsu: The door was open!

Todomatsu: Also we wanted to join you in this.

Me: Why?

Karamatsu: To see that radiant face of yours~

Ichimatsu: *punches him*

Karamatsu: BOEH!

Choromatsu: It was mostly their idea *points to Totty and Osomatsu*

Me: Well...*hits all of them in the head with the script*

All: OW!

Me: None of your shenanigans or screw ups! We're doing this for the readers!

Osomatsu: *Waves* Hello Reader-sans!

Me: Well let's get started already!