*Sakura pov*
Sasuke is so cute, maybe I'll gather the courage to ask him out...I will! I'll ask him out today!

*3rd person*
Sakura approaches Sasuke, and says,"Sasuke...I have something...important to tell you,"

"What is it?" replies Sasuke.

"Well...it's, well...I like you Sasuke!!" Sasuke is taken by surprise by this, but manages to muster a reply,

"I like you t-", Sasuke is suddenly cut off by a raspy voice in the distance whispering one thing,

"Sasukeeeee," A chill goes down Sasuke's spine, as he knows who it is. Orochimaru approaches, and in one swift motion 720 no scope 420 blazeits Sakura out of the picture.

Orochimaru then proceeds to claim Sasuke's anal virginity once and for all, and it was as great as he expected.

I hope you enjoyed my beautiful story.