WARNING: this contains swearing(like tow), makes no sense(this book is), Dev. Ritchie is colins dad just for this only(if ya want more tell me ^^) don't read if ya don't like I can't stand hate :P

Dev Ritchie's (POV)

"ok kiddo let's try something else.....Hmmmmmm," "ok late Bloomer say that" 'cus u are one' (I hade to sorry XD btw colins 5 if ya'll wondering) "leet.....BOOMER " colin says with a smile then giggle "ah, no, not Boomer 'Bloomer' say it again," I say with a wired smile "Late BOOMER," colin says

"BOOMER"                                                                                                                              

"BOOMER"                                                                                                                               

"BOOMER,"                                                                                                                               Colin says over and over again 

"oh, no, Zoey's going to kill me,"(i don't ship RitchiexZoye it's just for the story UWU) " what do i do." I start to think of what to do so I can stop him, " I'll give u a cookie if you stop" I say hoping he would stop, "ahhhhh, Nu" coline says continuing to what he was saying, "I'll give u 5 cookies" 

"NU" 

"6" 

"Nu"

"8"

"nu"  

"10 and it's the last thing take it or leave it" "......... Okie Boomer" "HO COME ON" coline stared to giggle

"I'M HOME~~~"

 "oh shit" 

"what did i miss?" Zoey says coming to the Liveing room "SHIT" colin says then "BOOMER" he started to giggle more "RITCHIE  WILLIAMS" Zoey says anger flowing in her eyes

'crap' I think 'WELP this is the way i die i guess'   

 Hope u enjoyed this, i have fun making this and write, I don't ship these two together, It's just for  the one-shot, hope u have a good Day/Night BEY WOLFIES~~~