Note: this is purely for humour and not meant to endorse drugs and shit but as wattpad people can be stoopid at times I have to put this disclaimer because people will think I endorse drugs.

Like hi poops I'm 19. I've lived for a longer time than 90% of wattpad. I'm mature enough to know what's good and bad for me.

Thanks

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Incase you didn't know I'm low-key the queen of being high like...

so I decided to bless you all with a lesson on how to be high like me

1. Don't do drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not the way to get high like Meghu and are bad for you like seriously 👼.

2. Don't drink alcohol¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
DUH IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU YA DUMB POOPS PLUS YOU CAN GO HIGH ON OTHER STUFF (LIKE MOVIES AND YOUR FAVE ACTORS)

3. Find some oxygen!¡!¡!¡
LIKE THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO GO HIGH ON OK AND SOME OTHER SHIT IF YOU DON'T GET HIGH EASILY (LIKE MOVIES AND YOUR FAVE ACTORS)

4. TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN YOU'RE HIGH
YOU TYPE IN CAPS THEN PEOPLE KNOW U HIGH IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER DON'T TYPE IN CAPS FOR NO REASON OTHERWISE PEOPLE THINK YOU YELLING AT THEM!!! 😢😢😢😢😢😢

5. Learn how to be high without typing in caps
This is really hard ok you have to be a black belt in highness-arate to do this. To master this art you have to obtain ultimate highness ok and that takes years of practice

6. Be born high!¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!
BISHES I WAS BORN TO HIGH PARENTS THEY'RE BOTH WILD THAT'S WHY I'M HIGH HAHAHHAA.

7. Be high
DUH

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~ Meghu