(A/N) So, yeah, I’ll continue this as long as I can, but we’ll see how long it lasts. Probably only a few more updates. Not that anyone is reading this.

“No, that wire goes in this slot,” I insisted.

“It does not, this one goes there!” Pidge protested.

“That wire arrangement will blow the entire system!” I said, unplugging the wire and sticking in the correct one.

“Orchid’s right, that arrangement will blow the system.” Sky added.

Pidge fumes for a moment, then an idea sparks. “Prank war!” She shouted gleefully.

I blink, confused. She grabs Lance and Hunk, pulling them towards her. Shiro groaned, rubbing his hands over his face. Lance and Hunk seemed to know what was going on, and so did Shiro, but no one else seemed to. Shiro had never mentioned a prank war in any of his tellings of earth culture.

Keith placed his hand on my shoulder, and the other hand went on Sky’s.

“I guess that leaves you with Allura and Coran, Shiro!” Pidge shouted gleefully, dragging Lance and Hunk away.

“What’s going on?” I asked, turning to Shiro.

Shiro looked positively green as he answered. “A prank war, Matt would do them all the time at the academy, drag practically the entire population into it.”

“So, what’s a prank?” Sky asked, utterly confused.

“Well, in a prank war, the pranks are to annoy or confuse your opponents.” Shiro explained. “Usually, there’s a sort of marker that shows one team or another did the prank.”

“So, like a feather from one of us?” I wondered, fingering on of my feathers. “I am getting close to molting time, so, my feathers would work well.”

“We’re both near molting time, we molt around the same time,” Sky pointed out.

“Right. We can use our feathers. So, do we need to tell the other team our symbol?” I agreed.

“Pidge can figure it out on her own,” Keith maintained. “Lance, maybe not, but Pidge and Hunk should be smart enough.”

“Keith, be nice,” Shiro scolded.

“So, you guys think of a symbol?” I asked.

Shiro turned to Allura and Coran, who shrugged. “We’ll think of something.” He decided.

“Have fun!” I gestured to Keith and Sky, who followed me out.

“So, What are we going to do first?” Sky asked, rubbing her hands together, her rough skin making a scraping noise.

“Hey, do you think we could find stickers?” I wondered, turning to Keith. “I have an idea.”

The plan worked perfectly. We found a sort of sticker like thing, colored little faces on it, then placed the stickers on everything in the fridge. Hunk was soo mad when he found the gold tipped feather hidden among the stickered food. Then, with more colored stickers, we covered Shiro’s door in different ‘space dad’ variants. Allura got ‘space mom’, and Coran got ‘Space uncle’ variants.

Pidge and her team were busy too, having small things malfunction. They chose a drawing of Lance’s gun. And Pidge found a way to code the picture into all her malfunction coding work. Skills indeed. Well, nothing had blown up yet, so everything was working fine.

Shiro’s team hadn’t done anything. My best guess, they were still trying to figure out how it worked. But, Pidge’s team made up for it, pranking relentlessly one morning, Sky and I found our feather combs replaced with hair combs, which was definitely annoying. Thankfully, with two of us, we could still work through our feathers, it was just slow going with out the combs. We found them the next morning plastered in stickers with little combs with smiley faces on them.

(A/N) I’m sorry, I just kinda have to force myself to remember to update this, so I end up staying up later then usual to update, I might update next week, but that’ll probably be the end for this. Night! (Or day.)