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You woke up the next morning and went to the kitchen to see if someone had made food for you. It was unusually quiet.

woah it's very quiet in here, right chara?

No response

Chara?

Hmm maybe she's sleeping.

You looked in the fridge and saw a note and some spaghetti. NYEH HEH HEH  (Y/N) HERE HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI, BUT WHEN YOU ARE DONE GO TO THE PLACE WHERE FISH AND FIRE COLLIDE!! NYEHFULLY YOURS, PAPYRUS.

"Where fish and fire collide?" You repeated but then laughed "oh that must be undyne's house because she's a fish and her house has been set on fire a couple of times." You ate the spaghetti, brushed your tail, and set off to undyne's. When you got there you saw another note. FUHUHU HUMAN, GO TO WHERE IT SMELLS OF NOODLES AND MEDICINE (and gross people) SPEARFULLY  YOURS, UNDYNE

"Lemme guess, the lab." You said sarcastically "but why am I doing this?" You thought about it as you walked to alphys' lab, tail swaying and ears turning to every small sound heard. When you got there, you saw a note on the door. Hey (y/n), go to the place where a pawsome secret has been found. Punfully yours, sans.

"The cave where sans showed me he was a were-skeleton." You said eagerly as you thought of the place. You remembered every detail. You were surrounded by a (f/c) light and then you were there. "Gah!" You said as the light disappeared. You looked around and saw all your friends staring at you. "Uhh" sans spoke up "did you just teleport here?" "I guess I did heh" you said back "but why did I go on this hunt?"

"BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY SILLY!" papyrus shouted "YEAH WE BROUGHT GIFTS AND STUFF TOO!" Undyne also shouted "wait" you said, tilting your head "who told you it was my birthday?" "I did my child" Toriel said as she walks into the cave "I thought it would be a good time to come and visit-" "GOAT MOM!" You shouted and hugged her, tail swaying quickly. Little did (y/n) know that sans was longing for a hug like that. Anyway......

Sans joined the hug, as well as papyrus. "Oh screw it" said undyne "LET ME IN THERE!" Undyne also joined the hug. "L-let m-m-me j-join too!" Alphys stuttered as she joined in. "What is going on here?!" A voice deeper than sans' boomed. You all released each other and turned to look at who was talking. "King asgore" sans said "you take one step towards this special girl" his eyesockets turned black "you're gonna have a bad time" his tail swayed and his ears folded down as you stepped forward, pushing sans out the way. "Go ahead" you said "try and take my soul." Knowing that you will have to fight asgore for you're life, fills you with BRAVERY

Your magic kicks in and your eye starts to flame. (Megalotrousle/megalo strikes back) (it's your choice and yes I know there's not two songs. Wattpad you douch! The song above is megalotrousle.) begins to play as you laugh darkly, summoning a long (f/c) sword. A shadow falls over your eyes as the battle starts.

-(//_-Time Skip bc I don't know how to write a decent battle scene against asgore and bc wattpad is a douch :T-_\\)-

Asgore is on one knee panting while you didn't even break a sweat. "Don't ever- I mean EVER try to take my soul again! Understand?"You said furious with his imbecilistic (yes that's a word) behavior. "Y-yes.....huma-" "And my name is (y/n), not human" you said interrupting him. "Now if you please excuse us, this is MY birthday party and you need to leave." Assgore slowly stood up without a word and walked out the cave.

Your eye stopped flaming and you turned back to your friends, whom of which have astonished faces. A tense atmosphere covered the area until... "LETS PARTY!!" Undyne shouted, back to her loud and rowdy spirit. "YEAH" everyone else shouted. All of a sudden your (f/s) (favorite song) started playing. "Wait" you said completely taken by surprise. "Did you guys happen to do some research on my secret phone?" You pulled out a gold iPhone 5s (hint to my phone that I broke ;-; rip in papyrus phone) as your ears folded down.

"N-no" alphys said "w-we j-just t-t-thought this s-song reminded u-us o-o-of y-y-you so we p-p-played it." "Oh that's fine then" you said. You all danced to the music provided by a ghost who microwave-I mean mettaton-kept talking to. (Yes he's here-just don't question me.)"Excuse me everyone" tori announced "(y/n) is going to cut the cake!" Everyone moved so you could walk to the cake. Sans handed you a cake knife and winked, making you blush. "Ship it" alphys, undyne, and papyrus whispered. You didn't hear and cut the first slice for sans. He blushed and sat down where a large rainbow colored picnic blanket that you didn't notice before.

After you cut slices for everyone including yourself and settled on the blanket, you noticed that sans had started getting nervous. Like really nervous. His tail was swaying super fast and his ears turned, folded down, and turned again.

"Hey sans" you said after eating a fork full of cake "why are you so nervous?" "Oh nothing," sans said quickly "just hoping you like your present." "Ok then mr. Suspicious" you said.

You finished your cake and eagerly went over to the presents. "Hmm" you said, scanning over the presents "aha!" You exclaimed, picking up sans's present. Sitting down on the blanket, you shredded the wrapping paper with your claws. Your eyes widened when you saw the present sans got for you. It was a ring with a (b/s) (birthstone) on top. You picked it up and saw a small piece of paper in the bottom of the box. After putting the ring on your finger, you piled up the note and read it aloud. "Will you...go out with......me?" You said completely shocked. "Sans I-I...." You blacked out.

.:.-sans pov-.:.

I watched as she tore open my gift with excitement. When she saw the ring I blushed a lot. In fact my whole face was blue and I was sweating. She saw the note and picked it up, reading it aloud. "Will you...go out with......me?" She said, shocked. "Sans I-i...." She had blacked out. I rushed to her side and shook her.

"(Y/N)!" I yelled. The others were
Surprised because I never yelled. I picked her up and teleported to my room. It was lit with an eerie blue glow, which h could only guess was my eye. I gently set her on my bed and unraveled the ball of bed sheets that was on the floor, then I put the fuzzy blanket on her. I pulled up a chair and sat next to her, holding her hand.

-/:.:~bad tom skip~:.:\-
/\/\/\-.;.your pov.;.-/\/\/\
(Oh btw change in pronouns, instead of you or you're I'm going to use I or mine. I'm a big swinebag for not realizing that I was using the wrong pronouns. :T)

I woke up and felt something on my hand. I lifted it up to see two boney hands on it, with a tight grip. "Uhh sans" you said trying to get his hands off you. The room turned (f/c) as your blush grew. He woke up "heh looks like I fell asleep." He said grinning "hey it's still your bday, wanna get a drink from grillbys?" "Sure why not" I said. Sans teleported us to the bar in grillbys and ordered two of the strongest drinks. After grillby came back with the drinks and we were very drunk, we had a pick up line contest. This is how it went:

⛔️WARNING: bad pick up lines ahead⛔️

"Hey are you a camera? Because everytime I see you I smile." I said

"On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need." Sans said

"You wanna know the best thing in my life? It's the first thing in this sentence." I said

"Are you butt dialing cuz I swear that ass is calling me." He said

"Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I'll give it back." I said

"Let's play titanic. You be the ocean and I'll go down on you." He said

"Can I tie you shoes? I can't have you falling for someone else." He said

"You must be a banana because I find you appealing." I said

"I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?"he said

"I would say god bless you but it looks like he already did." I
Said

"It looks like your suffering from a lack of vitamin me." He said

"Is your name charity? Because my heart is racing for you."I said

"Is there a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them." He said

"Nice pants. can I test the zipper?" I said. Sans had passed out on the counter and was snoring loudly. "I'm gonna nickname you......sleeps." I said as i picked him up. I walked back to his house and went up to his room. I threw him on his bed and climbed in next to him. "Goodnight sleeps." I asleep cuddling him. But what I didn't know, was that the whole time from the grillbys scene all the way to now, was that we were being filmed.

Hello pumpkins, OML that was a cramp and a half for me . 1668 Words *hand explodes* nuuuuuuu! Sans could you give me a HAND? XD sorry not sorry. A shoutout to _Sans_The_Skelly_  hes cool and a great rp buddy
BYEEEEE
~sansismybae1818