Ididntupdateforamonthyayme

I woke up next to Kate and felt my head. They felt like my neko ears!
CHARA MY EARS ARE NORMAL AGAIN!
Ouch. I think I'm deaf. And yes they are normal. But you're not in your original timeline.

I shook Kate "GET UP!" "Five more yeeeaaaars" she groaned
"NO LETS GO NOW!! I picked her up like a football, papyrus style, and sprinted through the ruins. Tori was shocked when we flew through her house, but I just laughed and kept going. I, of course, stopped at the bridge to meet sans and set Kate on the ground. "Hey pumpkin," he said his neko ears turning. "Back again kate?" "AgAIn?" I said with insanity dripping off of every vowel. I picked her up by her shirt and held one of my claws to her neck "if you even try to hit on my sans then you're gonna have a bad time." I full on glared at her "Ok" she squeaked out. "let's go" I said enthusiastically "no time to waste!" I skipped away. Sans and Kate looked at each other and followed.  As i skipped along through snowdin and waterfall, multiple monsters with cat ears went and ran the direction that I was going. Probably to tell asgore. I thought.

As the water started to heat up and turn into magma, a dark figure with a cape appeared. "Human," A voice that I knew as Asgore boomed "PREPARE TO DIE" "ok I'm ready" I said "just stab me right here." I pointed to a big red 'x' where my soul was. "Uhh ok?" He did as he was told and stabbed me right in the middle of the 'x'. "X.....marks the.......spot." Was the last thing I said before I died.

I was laying on the ground when Kate appeared "when can we go home?" She whined "I'm getting tired of being stabbed like a kabob." "soon" chara responded "for right now, onto the next au." Me and Kate groaned as we were sent to another au.

I woke up again and made Kate levitate above the ground. I teleported to snowdin not wanting to bother toriel. I waited for sans but this strange......human came up to me. He resembled a lot like sans.  He had caramel skin and icy blue eyes. Pearly white teeth and donned a blue jacket.  "Hey pumpkin" gorgeous hooman
said sounding a little tired "who are you?!" I said "how do you know my nickname?!" He chuckled "in here we are humans. It's still me sans." I swear I drooled for a solid 3 minutes and had starry eyes before I snapped out of it and sat on his shoulders, still holding Kate in my magic.

Wait.......Kate's been silent this whole time.

I look at Kate and see she's looking back at me like 'fml I'm stuck in this magic grip' ................or was it
'WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVEEEEE MEEE'

Oh well I can't read minds.

"Can we crash at your place so we have a break from being kabobs?" I asked "it's really painful and tiring." "Sure," he said grinning while walking forward "anything for you my cool babe."  I giggled "hey! Thats snow way to talk to your girlfriend!" A muffled 'SHUT UP' came from the right of me and when I looked Kate was glaring at me.

I snorted and saw papyrus in the distance as we begin the scene of pap yelling at sans and sans telling puns. Boy were we surprised. I had forgotten that we were in humantale and saw a human papyrus bounding over here.

DAMN! (DAT ASS! XDDD)
Pap was looking smexy! (not as smexy as bae under my butt) BUT DAMN!! He is foooooiine!!
(Ph-o-ine)

-/()'time skip brought to you by spark-ghetti!'()\-

We had been at gorgeous hooman 1 and 2's house for about a week. We had to live on spark-ghetti which everyone didn't have the stomach for. Ha ha.....ha....ha? Kate kept looking at me weirdly the past couple of days and it was really confusing. "Yo Kate," I said as I walked up to her while she was looking in the fridge "why do you keep looking at me like I'm dead?" She continued to look in the fridge until she found a bottle of ketchup. I leaned closer because it looked del-wait just a second. Why am I attracted to this ketchup? I smacked my forehead and heard a hollow thunk. She laughed and started to pour it down the sink. I ignored the thunk and started to run at her.

At the exact same time, sans and I lunged for the ketchup. I grabbed it first an ran out the house. "MINE!" I shouted. All of a sudden sans flew by on a gaster blaster and took it.
"no I think it's mine." He said
"GET BACK HERE!!" I shouted once more.

We fought over the ketchup until we both laid on the ground, the bottle in between us. "It's *pant* mine." I said reaching for it. "No *pant* it's mine." Sans said while also reaching for it. He grabbed it and chugged it as quickly as he could.

We laid there just a little longer than a minute until sans said "wait, were you always a skeleton?" I laughed "yeah right," I knocked on my head and heard the hollow thunking again. "Do you really think I'm a-." I cut myself off and swiftly pulled out my phone, clicking on the camera app. I switched to selfie mode and had the surprise of my life.

-Kate's pov- (I'm so mean >:3)

I started to dump the ketchup in the sink, watching (y/n) the whole time. She had a skeletal face and arms but she didn't notice. At all. Then she lunged at me with sans not too far behind. She took the ketchup and ran like no tomorrow.  I sighed, picked myself up off the ground, laid on the couch, and fell asleep.

(/-_*time skip to five hours later*_-\)
(Y/n's pov)

I panicked for one hour. From running in circles to hyperventilating to curling up in a ball and rattling my bones. Sans just watched me, laughing at every new action i do. I ran over to sans, remembering that I get cool powers now that I'm a skeleton. "Can we train?" I asked "pleeeeeeeaasse?" "Yeah sure whatever." He responded with a humerus tone. "Follow me." We walked into the nearby snowdin forest and kept straight for what seemed like forever. "We're here," he said as we stopped in a clearing. "I'm going to initiate a battle so act like it's just a normal fight."

The area gained a dark aura but it all disappeared as quickly as it started due to asgores surprise appearance. "Well.....that was.................unexpected." I said as I collapsed to the ground, clutching my bleeding chest.

"Chara-" I started "I said soon! Don't get your panties in a twist!" "I already tried that," said Kate from behind me. "What's the next au so we're prepared?" "Aftertale." She said irritated "but first (LEMME TAKE A SKELFIE!) i need some rest so make yourselves at home" she disappeared and came back with two pillows and two blankets. "Night" she said as she disappeared again.

Kate and I had set up our makeshift beds and laid down. "Night Kate" I said sleepily "good night" she replied.

I woke up in the judgement hall, standing in front of sans. he looked emotionless. "Hey baby," he said, his voice void of emotion, as expected. "I need your help." "One, I'm not a baby. Do I look like I wear a diaper?" I said "And sure I'll help ya." "Good," he said "I'll give you a quick run through with your powers so you can help me defeat frisk." "O....k?" I said quite confused. "What did she do to be killed for?" "She killed papy" sans said his voice wavering from sadness "therefore, she must be killed." "Alright, on with the lesson." I said

After the quick 20 minute lesson, we were ready. Frisk stepped through the door, knife in hand. "Oh look," she said like a damn stalker. "The skeleton couple. More exp for me hee hee" "shut up," I said infuriated by her actions "your such a creep and you killed papyrus!" "Oh I'm sorry your majesty," she started in a sarcastic tone "would you like your tea and crumpets?" "Daaaaang" sans said in the background "can (y/n) comeback from this?"

-/battle start\-

"No I dont want your tea," I started, sending bones her way "because bitches like you go woof woof and I go fuck you!"

She was shocked at what I said and forgot to dodge, getting hit with my bones covered (f/c) flames.

"And your lips look like crispy bacon!"

Another hit

"And your breath stank!"

Frisk dodged but was down to 1 hp. "Ah-ah-ah," she ate a Cinnamon bunny "it's my turn." She lunged for sans who was trying to hide behind a piller. "SANS NO!" I shouted as I chased after frisk. I used my telekinesis, threw her onto a wall, and rushed over to sans, not noticing that she had kicked off the wall and was running towards us. "Leave," I said with urgency "just leave now so she doesn't kill you too." he looked up at me "id rather die right next to you," he said standing up "so I'm staying" "you two are so cheesy," frisk stated right behind us "it's making me sick" "well it was gouda to me" I said "now, uh,-" "oops," she interrupted "I forgot to do something" everything started going in slow motion as she ran towards sans, knife in hand. "NO!" I shouted as she drove the knife straight through his soul. I threw her to the side and tried to heal sans quickly, but the deal was done.

Sans was dead.

I spun around on my heal and put up a good fight against frisk.

She was one 5 hp with nothing to heal and I was finishing up my special attack.

I pierced her straight through her back with a bone.

She threw her knife and it lodged itself in my neck. I coughed up blood but held most of it in.

I finally made it to sans and laid next to him.

I coughed up all the blood I was holding back and held his cold bony hand.

My eyes closed and I opened them again to see chara and kate looking at me. Chara actually looked worried. "Hey chara," I said tiredly "are you worried?" "Yeah," she responded "just because I'm worried about you doesn't mean I'm not evil!" She pouted and I giggled a bit. "Welp I guess it's time to go to the next au right?" I asked "didn't you say it was aftertale?" "Shut up with your questions and go." She said "I'm tired of sending you to au's so we need to leave this cycle before I go insane." "But aren't you ready insane" Kate asked "OHHHHHHHH" I screamed "hell no ugly" chara stated quite annoyed "sorry," Kate started "should I move this mirror" I snorted and got up, laughing my ass off. "Guys I'm sorry to interrupt your one sided roast off," I interrupted "but we need to go." "Yeah sure whatever" chara said turning away. "Just go." The void started turning white as my eyes closed yet again.

I opened my eyes to more white. "Kate?" I called "anyone?" I stood up and looked all around me, but saw no one. "Hey" a familiar voice said behind me "turn around (y/n) and look at me" I obeyed and slowly turned around. I saw sans in a white jacket and a red scarf with glitches spread around him. "Sans" I said tilting my head "what happened to you? Where's Kate?" "You ask too many questions." He stated "that could get you killed. "You not answering them might get you killed" I said irritated "ok ok chill" he said backing off "my world was destroyed by a genocide route and she even got me," he motioned to a long gash across his ribcage that I just noticed  "when she, frisk, tried to reset, I killed her and this void happened. (Idek) Oh and I dunno where your friend is. I saw her run that direction." He pointed to the left side of the void. Or was it the right? The world may never know.

"Well then I should just go," I said "kill me." "Wait what?" He asked surprised "say that again." "Kill me." I said calmly "do I need to spell it out?" "No I just-" he cut himself off and sent bones my way. Next thing I know I'm back in the void, but who I see there took my breath away.

"(Y/n) please wake up" Sans said. Then sobbing and the sound of slippers on tile fading away.

He glitched and turned into papyrus.

"Make my brother happy again and please wake up (y/n)" papyrus said really calmly. It scared you that he was talking calmly.

"C'mon punk, wake up!" Undyne said as the room started shaking.

"U-undyne st-stop it!" Alphys said.

The shaking stopped as Toriel became the glitching form.

"My child I brought you a pie for when you wake up." She said.

Warmth licked my right arm and a sweet smell filled my nose.

"I made you a sweater" Asriel said "It's (f/c) and (s/f/c)"

Suddenly, it became quiet.

It was the deafening silence that made your ears ring.

Chara appeared with a small blush on her face "it's your time to wake up (y/n)" she said "grab Kate and she will appear outside comedian and weirdo's house tomorrow."

"Wait wait wait," I said "this was all a dream?"

"Hallucination more or less." Chara responded "now go!"

I woke up in a hospital bed and looked to my left, then to my right.

I was surrounded in gifts.

Pies, sweaters, flowers. My eyes skimmed over a small red container. I looked at it again and almost jumped out of the bed. It was (f/c)! (Favorite candy)

I scarfed it all down and slipped out the bed. "Damn!" I said when my feet touched the floor. It was ice cold. I was wearing a plain hospital dress. 'I hope that a female changed me'  I thought while struggling to open a door. I was pushing with a lot of force but it still didn't open. I looked for a possible button to open the door but found a sign that said 'pull'. "Pfft hehehe" I laughed "i need to be more obvservent."

I pulled the door and saw a room full of heads turn my way. I got super nervous and broke into a sweat. I was about to back away until my brain finally recognized these faces. (Almost typed in Brian XD why autocorrect why)

It was my amazing monster family and one toaster. I glared at mettaton and stomped over to him, leaving fire where my feet touched the floor. Nobody moved except me as I got closer to the oversized toaster.  "Listen," I started, looking up at him "your stupid newscast caused me to go a fuc-ducking adventure where I had to DIE in every au that I went to! Now if I see you anywhere near me or my family, I will make you pay." My eye flamed a brilliant (f/c) as I was dragged away from Mtt by sans. "ILL MAKE YOU PAY!!" I shouted at Mtt.

I'm sorry for making you guys all wait so long for this chap. I was writing it and then I would go read for ideas. But the ideas weren't helping for this chapter they were helping for the sequel I'm writing. Welp anyway I hope you had a happy thanksgiving. I sure did. Well half and half. Ask me anything in the comments and you have a 90% chance of me responding whit hung the next 5-10 mins :3

BYYEEEEEE PUNPKINS!!
-The stalked Sapphi

Damn my fingers hurt