Yeah, you guessed it.

But I'm going to invoke another Seinfeld-ism and yada-yada over the sex part. Besides, words could not do justice to Lexie's extraordinary gifts on that account. The scratch marks on my back healed quickly; those on my headboard remain... memento amor?

In any event, let me say this about that: If incredible sexual compatibility was the sole element contributing to a successful male-female relationship, Lexus and I would be living happily-ever-after. 

Instead, we had The Morning After.