Hello! It's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I've been wondering what your reactions are to these stories.

Do they make you cry, or griiiiin?

I need to know so let's just-

BEGIN!

( Bold Typing) = Star the female cat. Has dark gray spots and white fur and species is Japanese bobtail. They mostly have short tails, but Star has a long one.

( Under line typing) = Steel the male cat. A little larger and quicker in size and is completely covered with black fur and species is a Bombay Cat.

( CAPITAL WORDS SPELLING ) = MS.POTATOFAIRY THE WEALTHY OWNER OF STAR

"EBURIN! DARLING! SO GLAD TO SEE YOU, SWEETIE!"

"It's good to see you, too, Auntie Potato."

"AS YOU COULD SEE, I AM STILL SWIMMING IN MONEY AND WEALTH SO YOU COULD TELL MY BROTHE- UH, YOUR FATHER THAT RIGHT TO HIS FACE! OH! AND SAY HELLO TO YOUR MOTHER FROM ME WOULD YOU?"

"Oh my gosh,  Auntie Potato, would you please stop embarrassing me. If we were to ever be in public, do not do that! My friends might see."

"I CAN TRY, EBURIN, SWEETIE."

Eburin sighs and takes out her phone. She takes a selfie of herself and Ms.Potatofairy in the background looking confused. She post this selfie on instagram and posts 'Totally with my rich aunt at her mansion. #Totescrazy'

"My friends are so going to flip. I can't wait till they see how awesome, uhhh, I meant, how lucky I am to have such a great relative like you,  Auntie Potato!"

"HA, SO NICE OF YOU TO SAY, HONEY. FOLLOW IN MY FOOT STEPS AND YOU MAY BE ALMOST AS RICH AS ME ONE DAY. FOLLOW YOUR FATHER'S AND, WELL, I DON'T KNOW. HE WAS A WILD SIBLING WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER. YOU KNOW HOW THOSE ARE, RIGHT EBURIN?"

"(Cool, already got three likes.) Heh..... Huh? What? OH! Yes Auntie Potato, of- of course. Could you please tell me all about your childhood and your goals and stuff like that? It would be so so so so so interesting if I send that totally not boring story to my fellow companions!"

"WELL, HEH HEH, IF YOU INSIST, SUGAR PIE! IT ALL BEGAN WHEN I WAS BORN-"

Instead, Eburin just holds on a clever smile as she puts on ear buds and listens to music. Then she puts on glasses with painted eyes on them so she could wear it while she naps through this boring monologue.

"I WAS TWO YEARS OLD WHEN I POOPED MY FIRST DUNG. YOUR BROTHER THOUGH, WOOOOHEEEEE, HE WAS A STINKER! AND BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH! BLAH BLAH-"

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Time Skip To Two And A Half Hours Later

Eburin wakes up peacefully and takes off the glasses. She pauses her song, which she chose a ten hour version of. She blinks a few times and sees her aunt STILL TALKING!

"OH, MY GOODNESS, CAKE WAS ALL OVER HIS FACE. THEN WHEN I TURNED TWENTY ONE, THAT WAS SOME FUN. I STARTED-"

"Uh, Auntie Potato? That story was, um, soooo interesting! I totally heard all of it, but, do you think it is kind of wasting too much time? I mean, it already has been, like, two and a half hours."

"OH MY, IT SEEMS SO!"

"So... could I, like, chill in your living room and text my friends. I need to respond to their selfie- uh, I meant so say, your story that I was totally typing to them! Yes!"

"DARLING, ARE YOU FEELING..... SLEEPY OR TIRED BY ANY CHANCE?"

"No, I just woke up. (Realizing...). IN THE MORNING! I JUST WOKE UP IN THE MORNING. Heh. (Cough, cough.)"

"GOOD! YOU COULD HELP ME, THEN!"

"Wha-"

"MY POOR SWEETIE, MISS FIGGLEBOTTOM THE FEMALE JAPANESE BOBTAIL CAT HAS GONE MISSING! PROBABLY BECAUSE OF A ROBBER OR A NATURAL DISASTER LIKE A TORNADO, A HURRICANE, ANYTHING!!!"

"Auntie Potato? You sure it didn't just, like, take a walk?

"DARLING! IT'S BEEN ALMOST A DAY! SHE SURELY WOULD HAVE BEEN BACK BY NOW!"

"Then, you also sure it didn't just run away from you?"

"UMPH! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE STATEMENT AS A POSSIBLE THEORY! MY PRECIOUS BABY LOVES ME! SHE WOULD RATHER BE STUCK UP IN A TREE FOR HOURS THAN TO PART AWAY FROM ME FOR EVEN FIVE WHOLE MINUTES!"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, but auntieeeeeeeeeee! My frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends! "

"I AM YOUR LEGAL GUARDIAN FOR NOW SO YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE!"

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don't waaaant toooooooooooo!"

"I WILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE!"

"What am I, five?"

"WHAT ABOUT A HUSBAND! I SAW THIS YOUNG NICE BOY, HIS NAME WAS JACKY, I PASSED HIM-"

"No! If I'm not five, I'm not twenty!"

"WOULD YOU LIKE A COOL DIAPER! IT'S ALL PINK AND HAS BUNNIES ON IT AND-"

"AUNTIE POTATO! Could you give me a laptop similar to mine but more updated! Mom and Dad says that I already got one so no point of another."

"IS THAT WHAT THIS GENERATION IS INTO? WELL THEN, I SHALL GIVE YOU AN ALL NEW UPDATED JUST MADE BRAND OF YOUR LAPTOP! AND IT WILL BE PINK!"

"Okaaaaaaaaay! Ugh, fine. I'll help. You got any hints or clues where Miss Figglebottom might be? You know, paw prints or cat food trails that your servants may have found?"

"MMMMMMM, WELL, HER PERSONAL BUTLER, AXANSON HAS INFORMED ME THAT SHE HOPPED INTO ONE OF THE NEAREST TRAINS TO SOMEWHERE!"

"WHAT! Auntie Potato! You expect me to go on every near train looking everywhere for Miss Figglebottom! I'm only, like, thirteen! I don't even know if that's legal! I mean, that cat could be anywhere right now, she might have even taken a train to CHINA,  Auntie Potato, CHINA!"

"JUST TAKE SOME SERVANTS WITH YOU SWEETIE! I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP, GOODBYE, EBURIN DARLING, COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN!"

With that said, Ms.Potatofairy went to her room upstairs.

Eburin was left alone with high standards. She sighs and says to herself that she will just spend like ten to fifteen minutes looking around the block. And if Miss Figglebottom is not there, then that's it. She's done. Eburin is not going anywhere near riding a train station.

Then she heads out the door, with her phone in her pocket and some bubblegum in her mouth.

There! Now you met Eburin! Completely opposite of 'Auntie Potato', right?

WELL GOOD!

The niece does the work while her aunt sleeps, so typical. Creative for the idea of Ms.Potatofairy being an aunt!

Bye!

MEOW!