Welcome all meow- meows! 

Note that the cats in this story will meow to humans and the translation is in parenthesis for his or her translation. But, they will talk to each other normally. 

At least most of the time.

And even if you do not like cats, I still hope you enjoy this and just imagine them as... as... panda dogs. But that might be hard.

Also wanted to say all my shout- outs go to all my followers in every five chapters.

This might be a long book, so stay determined. Now...

BEGIN!

( Bold Typing) = Star the female cat. Has dark gray spots and white fur and species is Japanese bobtail. They mostly have short tails, but Star has a long one.

( Under line typing) = Steel the male cat. A little larger and quicker in size and is completely covered with black fur and species is a Bombay Cat.

( CAPITAL WORDS SPELLING ) = MS.POTATOFAIRY THE WEALTHY OWNER OF STAR

"MISS FIGGLEBOTTOM! YOOHOO! WHERE EVER ARE YOU, LOVELY! YOU'VE ONLY HAD THREE BATHS TODAY, YOU NEED YOU'RE FOURTH ONE TO LOOK MORE SPARKLY AND FABULOUSLY FABULOUS!!!!!"

"MEOW! Hisssss! Meooow, meow, meow. Purrrrr. Meowwwww, meow, meow! HISS!"

"(Again! I am Star, not Miss Figglebottom! I refuse to take my bath time! I am sick of getting washed every three hours. Why not play with me instead of improving my appearance all the time, Ms.Potatofairy? Humph!)"

Axansan, one of Star's personal butlers comes and was ordered to bring her to the bathroom. He has always enjoyed his job, however, always felt bad for Star to be so stressed in such a way.

"(Sigh.) Come along now, little Star. I feel so pitiful for you."

"Purrrrrrrrr. Meooow. Purrr."

"I am sorry, Axanson. At least you call me by who I am."

Then Ms.Potatofairy barges in the bathroom screaming.

"WELL DONE, AXANSON. BY THE WAY, YOU MUST CALL HER MISS FIGGLEBOTTOM! SHE IS NOT STAR, THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE CALLED HER THAT, ACTUALLY. STAR SOUNDS RIDICULOUS, THERE ARE ALREADY MILLIONS OF THEM IN THE GALAXY AND ONLY ONE MISS FIGGLEBOTTOM. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! NOW GET TO CLEANING HER BEAUTIFUL FUR OR ELSE I WILL!"

Ms.Potatofairy slams the door as she leaves. Axanson hums softly while smoothing some warm water and clean soap upon her fur.

Star despised baths with Ms.Potatofairy. Actually, she despises Ms.Potatofairy herself! She is always very harsh on her delicate fur and always uses water that is too cold for her taste. She would blow dry Star and get the fur all puffy and add heavy and uncomfortable, not to mention unnecessary, little clothing on Star while the cat hisses at her. 

Unfortunately, this happens every three hours for the past three months since she was adopted so she better get used to it.

Axanson was the only one who had ever truly understands her and the only one who calls her by her birth name, Star. 

Sometimes at night, she would dream of Ms.Potatofairy getting hauled away to prison for animal abusement while Star moves in with Axanson and other friendly cats using up the money that Ms.Potatofairy lost.

 However, this night was different. Things were about to change once and for all.

At around 11:30 P.M, when Star usually gets a bath in around thirty minutes, she... decides... to-ESCAPE THIS PRISON CELL!

She knew that she was just a cat and is unable to carry anything with paws, so she prepares to head out into the new world. She could always just come back here whenever she wanted, in between her bath times, to steal some cat food and head back outside. It was the perfect, or purrrrrr-fect, plan!

She got out of the 'kitty happy times fun' bed. Star has less than 30 minutes to do anything else before she escapes. 

She goes into the kitchen and eats up the entire bowl of cat food until her stomach hurts. Then, she looks at her expensive collar, thinks, and then decides to keep it on in case anything happens. Plus, It felt comfortable and her neck would feel naked without it.

It was also the first and only welcome present she got on her adoption day, and it was from Axanson.

There was less than 15 more minutes to go. She headed to where Axanson slept in his room. Star jumped upon his chest and stuck a star- shaped post-it on his forehead, stamped her paw on an ink pad she found, and placed her paw in the post-it, leaving the pink colored paw mark.

This took a while because she is a cat. Star did this as of to leave Axanson a 'Good bye, I will visit you again soon, friend!' Axanson has been with Star for three months and can always recognize her paw mark and is aware of her ability to grab post- its.

Time to leave the horrible Ms.Potatofairy. Time to leave all the other maids and butlers. Time to leave kind Axanson.

Time for the escape. And freedom.

DONE! How was that? 

I was actually pretty excited when I got this idea. Took me a while to think of the characters and their names, though.

 But Ms.Potatofairy has to be one of the funniest!

Anyways... I guess that's it. Thanks for reading, next one's exciting for sure and please vote if you want, that would be appreciated! Bye!

MEOW!