ALL OF THESE SU EPISODES INVOLVING SHIPS ARE COMING ON

AND MY DAD IS WATCHING WITH ME

AND HE KEEPS ASKING QUESTIONS LIKE "Who's that?" "Did they fuse?" "So that's how Steven was made?" AND I JUST-

TEARS

THE ANSWER IS ABOUT TO COME ON I SWEAR IF HE ASKS ME IF SAPPHIRE AND RUBY ARE GAY I'M JUST GONNA--