"Time, please forgive me." I requested as I pressed the button to launch me hundreds of years into the past. To my surprise, my device worked. I didn't need to pass my exams after all, mom. I landed in some forgotten spot in the Caribbean, which wasn't exactly what I was going for but meh.

Turns out my time machine accidentally killed a bunch of people because it created a big disturbance in the air pressure and whatnot and kinda seemed awfully like a hurricane. When I arrived, there was this 17 year old kid and I decided to steal his identity because otherwise I wouldn't fit in. I used my technology to suddenly look like him, so that's pretty neat. It was easy since I was 17 too.

Anyway, I decided that I'd use my modern education to stand out and wrote something to the kid's dad about the 'hurricane'. You'll never guess what happened yet.

So basically, I became the son of the king of America, basically. It's pretty weird, since in my timeline America was colonised completely by France. Guess that doesn't happen anymore. Whoops.

Anyway, I really gotta stop skipping bits out. Unfortunately, I kinda gotta go for a bit, one sec-