Jaebutt <3: You know I hate you right?

Youngjae: You couldn't have said it enough

Jaebutt <3: I don't want to pretend to be your boyfriend in front of my friends

Youngjae: Is that so?

Jaebutt <3: I don't want to pretend to be your boyfriend in front of anyone

Youngjae: Keep talking

Jaebutt <3: Not unless I actually get something out of it

Youngjae: Bitch I'm already buying you lunch everyday

Jaebutt <3: I think you know I didn't mean food

Youngjae: I do but I'm choosing to ignore it

Jaebutt <3: I hate you

Youngjae: What are you wearing tonight?
And don't make a naked joke or I stfg

Jaebutt <3: Why?

Youngjae: Because I don't know what to wear and I'm tearing apart my closet looking

Jaebutt <3: I could be tearing apart something

Youngjae: One, ouch
Two, fuck no

Three, Ouch
Four, tell me

Jaebutt <3: Idfk

Something casual? Jinyoung said he was cooking so I expect it to be casual

Youngjae: hjhsfd jihgiuerihgu9ehraij 

Jaebutt <3: Dying?

Youngjae: Yes

Jaebutt <3: Good

Youngjae: How do you expect to get laid with that attitude

Jaebutt <3: sHIt

Youngjae: See you later :3

Jaebutt <3: Yeah boyfriend, whatever you say

-

Youngjae threw his phone down onto the bed after refusing a smile at Jaebum's response.

No he didn't want the title to be true, he just found it funny when Jaebum got worked up over something's so meaningless and small. It was cute.

"Not cute-" He tossed aside a baby blue pull over and scrunched his nose at the simplicity of his closet. "Man I need a new wardrobe."

"If that isn't the most relatable thing I've ever heard I don't know what is." Bambam poked his head around the corner and chuckled when he noticed the state of the room. "Outfit troubles much?"

"Shut up and help me you nutty dick sucker." Youngjae ran his hands through his hair as Bambam pushed him aside.

"Damn baby's harsh tonight."

"I'm stressed."

"Why? You don't think momma will approve of Jaebum hyung?"

"Ha if only he was meeting my actual mother. I'd be dead before getting to this stage." He motions towards the mess of clothes and Bambam lets out a laugh.

"Everything will be fine and fun. Besides, you and I know Jackson and Jaebum, I also know Yugyeom, Mark knows Jinyoung, Jackson, Yugyeom and Jaebum and Jaebum knows Mark, Jackson, you obviously, Yugyeom, Jinyoung and I." He takes a breath and smiles while handing the clothes to Youngjae. "So all we need to worry about is Jackson meeting Jinyoung, you meeting Yugyeom  and Mark, and Yugyeom meeting Jinyoung."

Youngjae stands with a dumbfounded expression and Bambam flicks his cheek. "Hey, does that not clear up your worry?"

"No, it makes my brain ten million times more fuzzy how the hell did you just say all that?"

"Honestly I don't know." Bambam sighs and turns Youngjae around, pushing him towards the bathroom. "Take those and pair it with the white shoes I'll leave on your bed."

"You're a life saver."

"Don't gotta tell me something I already know." Bambam sits down on the bed and smiles innocently. "Go on now princess, lets see if the dress fits."

-

Jinyoung finishes placing the final plate on the long table and he wipes a drop of sweat coming from his forehead.

Soon being joined by Youngjae and Bambam, they both scoff at the older.

"You always over do yourself hyung." Youngjae jumps onto the couch, which earns a hiss from Jinyoung.

"Get your feet off the clean couch!!"

"Chill it's not like we're having the damn government come for a meal." Bambam goes to grab a piece of meat from a platter when Jinyoung throws a spatula at him and sends a glare his way.

"Do not touch the food."

"Jesus Christ-" Bambam picks up the spatula and puts it in the sink. "Remind me next Christmas to not buy you anything that could kill me."

"Why are freaking out anyway hyung?" Youngjae stands up off the couch and smoothens out his shirt.  

"Probably because Mark hyung is comin-"

"The next thing to be coming at you will be a sharp utensil instead of a wooden one." Jinyoung looks at Bambam threateningly and Youngjae tilts his head. 

"What's up with Mark hyung?"

"They had a fling back in high school. Jackson hyung told me it-"

"Jackson hyung told you what?" Jackson abruptly walks into the dorm and Bambam screams in shock, clearly terrified as Jinyoung was launching himself at him.

Jackson, Mark, Jaebum and Yugyeom stand in the door way, amused at the sight of Bambam being pushed against the wall.

"Hey- stupid turds we have company." Youngjae calls out, smiling at the four of them and motioning them in. "Come in. I swear I won't bite all of you, no promises about them."

Jaebum takes his shoes off and walks over to Youngjae, wrapping his arms around his waist and smirking. "You could bite me."

"Hyung it's been not even two fucking minutes." Yugyeom says, shaking his head and rubbing his temples. 

"Hey hey- hands off for now." Jinyoung finally lets go of Bambam when Jackson went over and kindly talked him out of committing murder. 

Jaebum retracts his hands hesitantly but not without kissing Youngjae's head and smiling brightly. "Orders are orders." Youngjae pouts and takes his hand.

"Fine then the bare minimal it is." 

Mark smiles at the couple and Youngjae quickly realizes he hasn't introduced himself. "Oh my I'm so sorry." He bows at Mark and smiles as well. "I know I've seen you around a lot but i've never really introduced myself. I'm Youngjae."

"It's nice to meet you properly." Mark chuckles gently and Youngjae coos.

"You seem so sweet and kind."

"That's because he is." Jackson enters the conversation happily. "He's never hurt a fly."

"Nono-" Jaebum chirps up and looks at Jackson. "Remember that time in twelfth grade when he beat up-"

"We don't speak of that time." Mark glares at Jaebum in a way Youngjae was not expecting and he coughed, clearing the air. 

"Well on that note, I think it's time to eat, yeah?"

Jinyoung nods and catches on, smiling as he presented his masterpiece of a full course meal. 

"Man you'd be a great housewife one day." Jaebum teased, smirking as Jinyoung narrowed his eyes.

"You know you're supposed to be trying to impress me right?"

"I don't need to when I've already got a friend you drool over." 

Jinyoung picked up a fork and made a motion towards Jaebum.

Bambam began laughing and pointed at Jaebum who was sitting across from him. "Hyung you will die if you keep talking."

"So will you." Jinyoung shifted his gaze to the other who looked horrified. 

"I didn't do anything!"

"Damn hyung you're scary." Yugyeom spoke up, earning a nod from Jinyoung.

"I plan on keeping it that way."

"Yeah well Yugyeom is known to test patience, aren't you?" Jaebum looks towards the youngest who smiles cutely and does finger heart. 

"Only the best for the best hyungs."

"Kiss up." Youngjae scoffs and Yugyeom sticks his tongue out at him.

"You're like the older brother I never wanted." Yugyeom retorted and Bambam gasped loudly and dramatically, clutching onto Jackson's arm.

"Jinyoung is the first person not to mess with but Youngjae is definitely the second." 

"Oh Youngjae won't hurt him." Jackson assured, looking to Youngjae who shrugged.

"Depends. We'll wait and see if he comes into school on Monday."

"That was so vague-" Jackson looked to Bambam. "You're right he does seem scary too."

"You're all just babies." Jinyoung rolled his eyes and started passing plates down to everybody. 

"Babies that you're taking care of." Youngjae smiled and made a kissy face to Jinyoung who nodded it off and continued dishing out food.

"I'm sure he wishes he aborted us." Yugyeom admits.

"Who's the daddy?" Bambam taunts.

"Dead." Jinyoung answered without looking at him.

"Could we be done with all this intimidating talk?" Jackson questioned, returning his bright smile to his face. "Let's play a game while we eat!"

"What kind of game?" Youngjae furrowed his eyebrows and Jackson's smile soon turned to a smirk.

"You should've just ignored him." Jaebum whispered, making Youngjae more confused.

"Oh shit no-" Yugyeom looked to Jackson and shook his head. 

"Truth or dare." Jackson clapped his hands together and Bambam tilted his head.

"What's so bad about truth or dare?"

"It's Jackson's truth or dare." Yugyeom leaned back in his chair and rubbed his eyes. 

"We're done for." Mark conceded, continuing to eat with Jinyoung glancing at him.

"If Mark hyung says that it must mean something." Bambam now looks at Jackson. "Please tell me this won't hurt-"

"I make no promises." 

-

A/N: So this is kinda long and I hope you enjoy :)
Outfits -

{ In case the quality of the pic is shit :) }

Jaebum: All black [Hoodie, sweat pants, black converse high tops with rose detail]

Youngjae: [Light over sized pastel pink button up, black jeans, white vans, white t-shirt]

Yugyeom: [Red ombre sweater (dark to light), black jeans, belt, black boots]

Bambam: [Collared palm tree t shirt button up, light blue jeans, black converse, chain necklaces]

Jinyoung: [Baby blue button up, black skinny jeans, brown boots]

Jackson: [Yellow thick sweater/button up with sleeves rolled, black t shirt, black sweats, black converse]

Mark: [White long sleeve with rose details along arms, black ripped jeans, black &white vans]