Yoongi sat in his car for about twenty minutes, both hands on his twenty-six week bump. He really didn't want to go inside Namjoon and Seokjin's new house, where him and Namjoon are supposed to be making a birth plan. Mainly to decide: where is Yoongi supposed to stay when his due date is close, who's taking him to the hospital, what kind of birth does he want to do, etc.

He sighs, seeing Seokjin come out of the house and staring at him with his hands on his hips. Yoongi sighs, dreading getting out of the air conditioning in his car, "Alright Minseo, let's go see Daddy."

He shuts the car off and steps out of the vehicle, immediately hit with the mid-July heat. He huffs, waddling up to the steps and looking around his belly for the first step. He steps with success, Seokjin smiles, "Well you're getting around better."

"I have forgotten what my feet look like," Yoongi mutters, stepping up on the last step and waddling to the door, "Care to show me where the bathroom is? Baby is pushing on my bladder."

"Sure, just take this left when you enter and it's in the bedroom at the end of the hall," Seokjin points him in that direction. Honestly there's another bathroom, but Namjoon was in there taking a shower at the moment.

Yoongi waddles his way there, walking in their nicely arranged bedroom and seeing how neat everything looked. Where did they find the energy to make their bed? Fuck that. He couldn't help but notice a sex toy not so secretly shoved under a pillow and he rolls his eyes, well at least someone was getting laid unlike him.

He hurried and done his business, then heads back to the front door where he sees a living room and a dining room connected. The kitchen separated the living room with a counter top, Seokjin stood at the counter pouring drinks in cups. Namjoon was in his chair from back at the house, watching tv. Yoongi clears his throat to catch both of their attentions, "So, where are we doing this?"

Seokjin gestures to the living room, "Please, sit."

Yoongi shrugs, walking over to the couch and sitting beside Namjoon. The younger looks over at him, smiling, "Hey Hyung."

"Hey, your kid is killing me," Yoongi laughs, "Kicking my bladder in the middle of the night and my lungs. She kicks and kicks until she falls asleep for about five minutes then wakes up to kick me some more."

"Maybe she wants out," Namjoon laughs.

"Hell no!" Yoongi looks down at his belly, "You stay in there until at least thirty-eight weeks and then you can come out."

"Speaking of baby coming out," Seokjin interrupts the moment and sits right in between the two, "We need to discuss what we're going to do when it's closer to your due date."

"I think me and Yoongi need to talk about this babe," Namjoon speaks, putting a hand on his thigh, "I think since we're the parents, we need to make the decisions."

"I was actually going to propose that Yoongi stays with us the week before his due date. At least until he goes into labor so that he's not alone," Seokjin smiles, looking at Yoongi, "I know how stubborn you are, and I know you're thinking that you can stay by yourself. But think of it this way. What are you going to do first thing when you start having contractions? Or what if your water breaks suddenly?"

"Remain calm and call one of you," Yoongi replies, shrugging, "I mean it can't be that bad can it?"

"Oh honey," Seokjin laughs, standing, "I ordered these online shortly after Minseo's gender reveal, and well, I think we should watch them and learn a little huh?"

Yoongi snorts, leaning back, "Fine by me."

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The movie Seokjin had them watch was a documentation of labor... and delivery. Yoongi survived through labor, watching the woman writhe and whimper in pain. When she started screaming towards the end of the labor before delivery, Yoongi curls around his bump slightly, just a tiny bit afraid. The documentation showed a presentation of contractions and described them as, "Being stabbed with a hot seraded knife, and slowly being pushed in and out on top of pressure."

Yoongi takes in a deep breath when the labor video was done, until Seokjin turns on the delivery and smiles, "You need to know this too."

Yoongi wanted to curse him out, he felt nervous and this video wasn't helping. Especially when it had the woman spread open and pushing the baby's head out. Seeing the way she was stretched and looked as if she was being ripped in half, Yoongi gags, "I can't-"

He gets up, leaving the room to race to the bathroom, making it just in time to get sick in the toilet. Namjoon follows him, shaking his head to rid the image of the woman literally being ripped in half. He looks back in time to see the baby's head making an appearance, the doctor takes a scaple and makes a small incision for the baby to make an easier delivery. Namjoon gags and hurries to the bathroom just in time as Yoongi flushes the toilet.

"Move," Namjoon falls to his knees, throwing up in the toilet right after Yoongi stands up.

Yoongi gags, turning to the sink to get sick again but waits. The sounds of Namjoon puking about did it, but he pushes the bile away and takes in deep breathes. Namjoon groans and sits on the closed lid of the toilet, wiping his mouth on a the hand towel hanging on the towel rack. He sighs, "God, Hyung I'm so sorry I did that to you."

"You're sorry?! I have to push this kid out of my ASS!!" Yoongi cries, putting his head in his hands, "Fuck it, I'm getting a caesarean."

"I wouldn't do that Yoongi," Seokjin says from the doorway, holding the TV remote, "I skipped the birth part to save your poor souls. It was actually kind of beautiful, but I guess it won't be when you're pushing a baby the size of a cantelope out of a hole the size of a lemon."

"Not helping!" Yoongi snarls, "What did you skip it to?"

"The delivery part two, caesareans. Clean yourselves up and hurry out here so we can see this one."

"No, caesarean's are when they cut you open Yoongs," Namjoon says to the mother, "You want to see people being cut open?"

"Oh please, I've watched horror movies where people were eaten alive. I think I can handle a little bit of stomach cutting," Yoongi rolls his eyes, waddling out of the bathroom, "let's just get it over with."

The second part to the video wasn't any better. On top of showing the surgery to deliver the baby, it also listed the many complications and disadvantages of having a baby through caesarean. Yoongi managed to finish this one but everything was hitting him at once: He was going to have to choose between being ripped in half, or being cut open. In the end, he gets one important thing: his daughter.

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