I bought a friend a cookie
I tried to give him that cookie
I think I slapped him with the cookie
I put it in his backpack

A few hours later
I asked if he noticed
He asked why I got it for him
He Then told me he gave it to his brother
I told him I spent my own money on it
He told me he was in a diet
I felt stupid.....

Now we are here...in a semi awkward convo