The hunger games: the world will be watching

Catching fire: the world will be sobbing

Mockingjay: the world will be left in emotional turmoil that they will never recover from

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How I would do in the hunger games:

Announcer: 5, 4, 3-

Me on the platform: *trips*

BOOM.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

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THIS PICTURE OF JOSH HUTCHERSON CAN NOT BE DISPLAYED DUE TO OVER SEXINESS

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Katniss: Breaks the arena

Gamemaker: we've lost power.

President Snow: Did you try turning it off and back on again

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Friend: what are you doing?

Me: what does it look like? I'm watching Josh Hutcherson a.k.a my husband sleep.

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Adults: any thoughts on careers?

Me: Marvel was an idiot

Adults:

Me: but I like Cato

Adults:

Me: What kind of name is Glimmer?

Adults:

Me: I'd hate to be in an arena with Clove

Adults:

Me:

Adults:

Me: oh you mean a job.

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"Catching Fire was hella awesome."

- Jesus probably

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Me at school:

Teacher: so, in 1861 there was a rebellion-

Me: REBELLION?! The districts rebelled against the Capitol.

Teacher: Is something the matter?

Me: no, not at all.

Teacher: as I was saying. There was an uprising in-

Me: DISTRICT 8!

Teacher: you will get detention if you go on like that!

Me: I just can't afford to think like that.

Teacher: you have gone too far *slams hand on desk*

Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY!!

Teacher: ...

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When my friends say they are a true Hunger Games fan after watching the movie:

Me: who's Madge

Friend: there's no one called Madge in the hunger games gosh! And you call yourself a fan!

Me: lord please help me

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Peeta is mentioned 1,671 times throughout the series

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Johanna: well yes, I'm angry. You know, I'm totally getting screwed over here

Johanna: the deal was that if I win the hunger games, I get to live the rest of my life in peace

Johanna: but now you want to kill me. Well you know what?

Johanna: F**K THAT!

Johanna: AND F**CK ANYONE THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!

Ceaser: alright then, one woman's opinion...

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Haymitch: last Friday night!

Cato: I died in the hunger games

Cinna: I made Katniss go up in flames

Effie: I had to pick two random names!

Ceaser: last Friday niightt,

Katniss: I volunteered here for my sis

Peeta: Katniss and I shared a kiss

Snow: I do not believe in any of this!

Haymitch: but this Friday night!

Katniss: I might dieee... Again.

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What the teacher says:

"Welcome back to school!:"

What I hear:

"Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!"

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Teacher: so class, does this sound like a fun project?

Me: I don't see how The Hunger Games has anything to do with it. So no, no it does not.

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Did you ever wonder how Mags won the hunger games?

Like what? Did she use her fishing pole to do wedgies to everyone?

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Black Friday is the closest we are going to get to The Hunger Games

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Annoying orange: Hey! Hey Katniss, hey, Katniss hey!

Katniss: what?!

Orange: KNIFE!

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Can Finnick not die in the movie?

They kept Peeta's leg lets keep Finnick

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Don't judge a person by their looks, judge them by their opinion of Peeta Mellark

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Current Status: still emotionally unstable from Catching Fire

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Everlark today

Everlark tomorrow

Everlark forever

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Shout out to the biggest Everlark shipper in Panem: Snow's granddaughter

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Dear Glimmer:

We're team Clato.

Sincerely,

The Tracker Jackers

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Want a sugar cube? They're supposed to be for the Finnicks but who cares?

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507,583 words

781 pages

81 chapters

4 movies

3 books

1 story

THE HUNGER GAMES

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Gary Ross: so you're auditioning for the Avox, correct?

Avox: yes, that is correct

Gary: okay, show me what you've got

Avox:

Gary: beautiful, you're in.

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How to get over the hunger games:

1. You can't

2. You won't

3. You don't

4. Don't even try

5. Seriously, you can't do it

6. It's impossible

7. Stop trying

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Dear Katniss,

Prim is safe with me. She plays in the meadow with Rue. Mags loves her. Cato and Clove got married.

Finnick still eats his sugar cubes.

Loves, dad.

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That awkward moment when you realize that president Snow plays the voice of the simply orange commercial

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Friend: whats a synonym for perfection

Me: ...

Me: I'll give you a hint, it starts with F

Friend: ... Fridays?

Me: then I

Friend: Finding something?

Me:

Me: FINNICK ODAIR

**CREDIT: @Clone_of_Artemis**

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QOTC: what do you think the next chapter should be about? Normal thg jokes or what?

DJ:
Mom: get off that computer and come eat dinner with the family

Me: faction before blood

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MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR....

GOOD BAIIII!