Percy Jackson

Roses are blue

Violets are blue

Everything's blue because it's Percy Jackson's birthday

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Imagine after the war and after Gaea is defeted, everyone gathers around the campfire at CHB laughing and talking then Rachel doubles over and starts to spout the lines of the third great prophecy and it starts off like:

"The sole child of Poseidon shall..."

Then distantly in the backround everyone hears:

"F*CK THIS SH*T!"

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Thomas: Who made the maze?

Annabeth: Daedalus

Thomas:

Minho:

Newt:

Gladers:

Group B:

WICKED:

Percy: lol wrong series bye

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Piper's mom is cheating on Leo's dad with Frank's dad.

Just let that sink in.

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Hera: We should marry Aphrodite off. She's too irresistible, she's going to cause problems.

Zeus: I thought so too. Which is why I gave her to Hephaestus.

Hera: ... You think marrying her off to one of the ugliest gods will keep Aphrodite from shagging everybody? Why?

Zeus: .... Because then she'll be married?!?!

Hera:

Hera:

Hera: You're married.

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I always had this headcannon that Percy has confronted his dad multiple times about the sinking of the Titanic.

Poseidon: Listen, I was having a bad day.

Percy: DAD THEY WERE IN LOVE

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Dear Zeus,

My Perseus is better than yous.

Love, Poseidon.

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Hecate bursting in Hazel's house saying "yer a witch Hazel"

Harry Potter

Dumbledore at gas station:

Expecto petroleum

Wingardium chevyosa

Avada cardava

( Credit to: CandorChick)

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Sirius shouting "LUPIN" everytime Remus walks in the room and "LUPOUT" everytime Remus leaves.

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Modern au where instead of dark marks Voldemort just mass texts the skull emoji to summon the Death Eaters

#karkaroff: new phone who dis

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The seemingly insignificant change from weasleys' wizard wheezes to weasley's wizard wheezes

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*Glares at every rat you see in a pet store* Peter? Is that you?

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"10 points to Hufflepuff"

Said no Hogwarts professor ever

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Can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old Hermione reading Matilda

And peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

And then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move?

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You know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? Harry using Lumos at Privet Drive in Prisioner of Azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! HARRY POTTER WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT'S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS EFFING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

The Mortal Instruments

Alec Introducing Magnus:

Alec: This is Magnus Babe... I mean Magnus Bae. I mean MAGNUS BANE.

Fangirl/Fanboy Stuff

u think being a fangirl is easy

u think I asked for this

u don't know me

u don't know anything

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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating

Sherlock

I think everyone who has watched Sherlock has tried to deduce strangers like Sherlock does at least once

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Friendly reminder that seeing John's chair empty after the wedding cut so deeply that Sherlock had to take it out of the living room...

And that after Mary shot him, while he was still wounded, he was so convinced that John would come back to him that he put it back

Doctor Who

How many tears did the Doctor cry?

The answer so far:

A River

Enough to fill two Ponds.

At least enough to water a Rose.

TFIOS

Friend: Stop quoting The Fault in our Stars, okay?

Me: Okay.

(I made this one up :D)

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AHAHA GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY

WELL PERCY JACKSON'S OF COURSE!

*parties all night*

except I can't

because I have

exams

That's why this chapter is so short :(

Still... HE'S 22 GUYS. 22! He's grown so big *everybody sighs*

Percy: *To everybody at CHB* *singing* I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M FEELIN' 22!

Annabeth and everybody else: *Chuckles but is tired of hearing it 2 million times*

QOTC: Would you rather have Percy Jackson made into a perfect real people movie, or a perfect amazingly-drawn animation movie?

ANIMATION ALL THE WAY. I'm going to help make it, obviously. It's what I'll work on when I have the age. SO DON'T WORRY GUYS, I .WILL. MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN.

FOTC: melon_loves_qwerty

CandorChick

lancewolf

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GOTC: You are now the villain of the book you are reading. What easier method would you use to kill the person you want to kill?

May the odds be ever in your favor...

Did anyone eat blue food today?

NOT ME, because you wanna know why? I made blue cupcakes, but hey, who knew my mom would think cupcakes would taste the same with pancake mix than actual cupcake mix? Yeah, they tasted like dirt. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ love ya mom

BYE