(omgs do you see Thomas and Newt almost kissing holy crap it's behind the scene thing go search it on youtube to see the whole thing my omgs)

Fangirl stuff

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That moment in between Netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fug you're doing with your life.

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One of these days my knowledge of myths and fairy tales and TV shows and weird facts is going to come in handy you just wait.

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I can read for 12 hours straight and marathon 10 seasons of my favorite TV show but I can't do my homework for more than 30 minutes.

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Okay how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?

"One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly."

That was the most beautiful thing I've ever read.

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"How do you know you ship them?"

When I see them together, a noise comes out of my mouth and it sounds like a dying bear.

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After reading fanfiction for 5 hours on my laptop I think it's time to go to bed and read fanfiction for 5 hours on my phone.

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Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue.

Writing of the page: They did the thing said some stuff. There was a snark.

Harry Potter

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Harry: Albus Severus Potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew.

Ron: ..........

Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was eleven for you.

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Imagine how McGonagall felt seeing Harry catch Neville's remembrall outside her window. She must have been so happy because new Seeker but at the same time she was probably like omg this child, just like his father can't believe I have to go through this shiz again. And then finding Harry and Ron in the bathroom with the troll and being like Jesus I can't even deal with James/Sirius part 2. It's only October and you guys are battling trolls in the toilets.

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Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore's eyes when seeing the doe Patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, "After all this time?" is "Dude you haven't let it go yet?" The memory faded out before we could realize.

"After all this time?"

"Always,"said Snape.

"Severus, it's been years. Get a girlfriend. Please."

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Severus Snape: James Potter's cruelty and humiliation really scared me for life lol what are you doing Neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shiz everyone lets laugh at Neville OHHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HE'S SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HE'S EVER MADE LOL WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil.

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I like how all of these 11-17 year old's are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

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The year is 2023

17-year-old Albus Severus Potter marches into the ministry of magic and legally changes his name to something that isn't so fugging stupid.

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Younger muggleborns laughingly answering "Abracadabra" when asked by teachers if they know how a spell works. Purebloods screaming and ducking under tables because they misheard and this 12 year old is trying to use the killing curse on me.

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Listen, Harry Potter didn't know what he was doing throughout the entire series and he still did all that so if he can do great things without really knowing what he's doing so can you.

"This is the most inspirational post I've ever read."

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People talk about how great other out-of-context quotes are but nothing will ever compare to the raw majesty of

"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" Hermione screamed.

Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed. "You-you-"

"Hermione-"

"-you and him!"

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Regulus Black died in a cave, drowned by reanimated corpses to bring about the downfall of Voldemort, and yet Snivellus is still the hero of Slytherin.

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*Waves wand* accio motivation

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Imagine McGonagall giving Hagrid another chance after the war.

Imagine his eyes welling up with tears when he gets to exchange his umbrella for a wand.

IMAGINE HIM SITTING EAGERLY AMONG A CLASS OF SCARED FIRST YEARS

And he gets his letter from an owl.

And Harry takes him shopping for school in Diagon Alley, to return the favor.

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I feel like we should send Tom Felton baked goods and "Sorry for your loss" cards. It can't be easy going around being very pro-Slytherin and preaching Slytherin pride for years, only to turn around and have Pottermore betray you by placing you in a different House. And not just any different House, but the rival House.

Poor guy.

Lets bake him a cake decorated in all Slytherin colors...only to have him cut it and find yellow and red cake.

The Maze Runner

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Interview:

Thomas Sangaster (Newt): All these bloody fangirls say, "Page 250 killed me!"

Thomas Sangaster: And I'm just like, "Tell me about it!"

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High school AU where Newt gets high grades in PE because he's really good at

wall climbing

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My mom and I watching The Maze Runner:

Me: That was wicked!

Mom: Does wicked mean good or bad?

Me: Wicked is good.

Mom: .....

Percy Jackson

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The first words of PJO series were "Look"

The last words of the PJO series were "Back"

The last words of the of the entire series were:

"And for the first time, I didn't look back."

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What is the most suitable Faction for Nico di Angelo?

Abnega(y)tion

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Percy Jackson: Percy Jackdaughter

Annabeth Chase: Annabeth Runsaway

Piper Mclean: Piper Mcdirty

Grover Underwood: Grover Overwood

Thalia Grace: Thalia Inelegant

Nico di Angelo: Nico di Demono

Zöe Nightshade: Zöe Dayshade

Rachel Dare: Rachel Truth

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Date a guy who has nice eyes. date a guy who's a little mischievous. Date a guy who loves his friends and his mom. Date a guy who will take you to the beach. Date a guy who controls water and can talk to sea creatures and horses. Date a guy who defended Olympus from the rise of the Titans under Kronos. Date Percy Jackson.

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Percy Jackson: *literally about to die*

Percy Jackson: *sarcasm*

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Let's just hope that if Rick ever does mention the Seven's future children that he doesn't pull a Harry Potter on their names.

"Welcome to Camp Half-Blood Luke Ethan Charles Silena Unnamed Apollo Camper Jackson"

"Bob Bessie Zöe Jackson, you were named after the bravest man I knew."

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- Blond hair

- Blue eyes

- Tall

- Tan skin

- Muscles

- Scar on his face

Wait are we talking about Jason of Luke

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Unpublished end to the Last Olympian:

Kronos: Luke Castellan is dead! His body will burn away as I assume my true form!

Percy: Luke

Percy: Have a Snickers

Percy: You're not you when you're hungry.

Percy: Better?

Lucke: Better.

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Nico: If Will will, will Will will again? And if Will will, will-"

Will: Wil will hurt you.

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HI! :{D

Sooooo... this happened ages ago but...

QOTC: DID YOU SEE INSURGENT? From 1-10 what rate do you give it?

I would give it an 8. It was better than I expected! I liked it more than Divergent, actually. Though I like the Divergent book better. Some things I didn't like:

- WHY THE HADES DOES TRIS HAVE 100% DIVERGENT LIKE SHE'S NOT ALL 5 FACTIONS SHE'S JUST THREE! In Divergent (movie) they say she's three, and then in Insurgent she's all of them? What the frick?!

- WHY IS TOBIAS'S MOM WAY YOUNGER THAN TOBIAS?! sHE LOOKS 16

- The thing with not adding Uriah, Marlene and the other important characters in Divergent is that you don't get attatched to them when they appear in Insurgent. And for the people who haven't read the book, when Marlene dies it's just like "eh, whatevs."

- Also, that box still bothered me, but everything else WAS AMAZING!!

BETTER DONE THAN THE BOOK AND I'M HOPEFULLY NEVER SAYING THIS AGAIN. The book was good, obviously, but a bit slow and it took me a while to read. They fixed all that in the movie. DON'T HATE ME. >n<

Anyone agree?

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What book did you last read? I reread Legend. SO GOOD ITS REFRESHING.

What book are you reading? I'm reading The Darkest Minds. Did I tell you this last chapter?? Idk, but the book is real good!

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GOTC: Tag a fellow wattpader and ship her/him with someone (fictional!!)

Remember to make their ship name!

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FOTC:

@inashizu

@iread-836

@VictonieCresta012

@rivvyravvy

^-^ you guys are fantastic!!

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Also, if anyone here speaks Spanish, go check out the translation for ONLY The Fandom Stuff @manu_nephilim so nicely asked permission from me to do! I speak Spanish, so it was really awesome when she had the idea.

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Another question! WHO HERE IS A WHOVIAN CAUSE OMGS, WHO WANTS ME TO ADD DOCTOR WHO STUFF TO THIS BOOK BECAUSE I DO! I got loads of funny rubbish to add so if you want me to add the first-not-book-fandom here just comment "Allons-y!" just because 10.

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Oh, and on the last chapter *giggles* you guys *can't stop laughing* thought *laughs maniacally* I was *rolls on the ground *Canadian! hahaha! Siriusly there is nothing wrong with that but the thing is I am no where near that! I said there was provinces where I lived and, yeah, Canada has them. Also I started say things in French so... I'm not actually Canadian guys. I don't know if you want to know more about me or what but if you do, should I make a "Ask Me" book? Idk, comment if you'd like.

back to the thing,

THOUGH CANADA IS BEAUTIFUL OMGS. Okay mini quiz, guess where in Canada I just visited?

Clue: Frank lived there. Ya! It's that place and it's so pretty, so.many.trees. *heart shaped eyes*

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This Authors Note is so long but HOLY HEPHEASTUS GUYS WERE ARE SO CLOSE TO 700,000 READS GAHH!! Thank ya so so much!

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I feel like I forgot to say something XD (i've said enough)...but I can't remember. Anyways,

may the otps be ever in your favor...

allons-y!