PJO & HoO
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Percy: You know how if I touch water it heals me, right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would it be the same to you if you touch a dictionary?

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: It was a serious question.

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Annabeth: Hey Percy, wanna watch the game?

Percy: Sure, who's playing?

Annabeth: The Titans and the Giants.

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: I hate football.

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Persassy Jackson

Annafab Chase

Jason Graceful

Pipulous Mclean

Leovely Valdez

Hazelicious Levesque

Frank Amazhang

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Rachel's hair is red,

Thalia's eyes are blue,

Annabeth's in Tartarus,

And Percy is too.

Everyone is terrified,

Characters old and new,

But the heroes will be saved,

By the Argo II crew

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3 words to describe yourself?

Jason: Brave, proud and Roman!

Hazel: Quiet, shy and determined?

Frank: Awkward, clumsy and... help me out guys.

Leo: After counting my toes I can conclude that that was 7 words, not 3.

Percy: First of all, Frank, the word you are looking for is BEAST! And second, why do you count your toes?

Leo: Because I need my fingers to point at my toes so I don't loose track. And it would just be weird if my toes were keeping track of how many fingers!

Annabeth: Yeah, that's the ONLY weird part.

Leo: Whatever. My three words are HOT HOT HOT!

Percy: Hmm... Mine are Percy, Is and Sexy!

Annabeth: Not as good as Sea, Weed and Brain.

Seaweed Brain: Hey!

Annabeth is cooler than Percy: Wait- WHAT?

Kelp face: Annabeth! Are you changing my name!

Annabeth: Maybe.

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What if one of the chapters in BOO were told from Coach Hedge's POV:

Chapter II

HEDGE

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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Percy: Shut up Nico. You're like 11. Let the big kids talk.

Nico: Shut up Percy, I'm like 70 and you're like14 don't sass me yound man.

Percy:

Nico:

Percy:

Nico: Gods. Kids these days.

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Artemis: All the single ladies...

The Hunters of Artemis: All the single ladies...

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: All the single ladies...

Reyna: All the single ladies...

Leo: Now put your hands up!

Everyone: What the crap Leo?

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T-shirts are orange,

Percy loves blue,

It's called Sea of Monsters,

NOT Percy Jackson 2.

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Percy is ADHD

A

Dam

Hot

Demigod

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I don't want you guys to freak out but:

The Lost Hero

The Son of Neptune

The Mark of Athena

The House of Hades

The Blois hella gayod of Olympus

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I always laugh when people hate Rachel Dare because she kissed Percy. Like you wouldn't kiss Percy if you had the chance.

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If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?

Leo: I'd be Steel Boy, Iron Man's sidekick.

Percy: I'd be like Aquaman, but better.

Nico: ...

Hazel: Say it Nico, you know you want to.

Nico: ...I'm Batman.

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Percy: Hey, Nico. I got you something for Christmas.

Nico: Thanks, Percy-

Percy: But I kept the receipt

Percy: Just in case

Percy: tHE GIFT ISN'T YOUR TYPE EITHER

Nico: STOP

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Sally and Poseidon's ship is "Saseidon' aka 'SASSeidon.' This is how Persassy was born.

Fangirl stuff and THG
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I'm bad at expressing emotions but as soon as my favorite character dies you'll sure as hell know about it.

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Why I'm Single:

-Peeta isn't real.

-Percy doesn't exist.

-Harry is fictional.

-Jace is invisible

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Person: You actually have friends?

Me: Yeah, bro, all twenty-eight characters from the first book.

Person: Uhm-

Me: If you mean the entire series

Person: I didn't-

Me: Then that's a little bit over two hundred.

Me: But if you count all the books I've read then that'd be no less than seven thousand

Person:

Me:

Person:

Me: I'm freakin' popular

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I must really like you if I'm putting down my book in order to do you a favor. That or you're my mom.

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One day my life will not revolve around fictional characters.

Today is not that day

#tomorrow doesn't look good either

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Are you, are you

Singing this song too?

It's stuck in you head,

Nothing you can do.

Strange things did happen here

But no one will admit

The truth that they

Are also singing it.

Harry Potter
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The girl you just called mudblood?

She spends hours practicing her spells hoping the people will like her.

The boy you just stupefied?

His parents use the Cruciatus curse of him regularly.

The guy you just made fun of for crying?

His father was killed by a Death Eater

Reblog this is you are against wizarding bullying. You never know what it's like until you fly on someone else's broom.

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Nah man imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of the other students by plopping down next to them and asking questions like if they've ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away.

Imagine Dumbledore realizing she's doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledore's talking to one student.

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Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke's on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic can do, AND we have tanks. Try to Avada Kadavra a tank you stink-wiggling nerds

"Someone didn't get their Hogwarts letter,"

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Oh my God no but imagine at Christmas James Potter transforming into a stag and wearing a red nose and prancing around pretending to be Rudolph for Harry.

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Honestly they could make a Harry Potter movie where all that happened was paint drying at Hogwarts and I'd be excited.

That's be aWESOME WE COULD LEARN ABOUT MAGICAL PAINT LIKE DOES IT CHANGE COLOR OR PAINT ITSELF WHAT DO MAGICAL PAINTBRUSHES LOOK LIKE AND WE COULD SEE TONS OF CLOSE UP SHOTS OF HOGWARTS AND ALL IT'S HIDDEN HALLS

This is what 6 years without another book does to a person.

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Remus: Do you think that your Animagi animals say something about you?

James: Definitely! Sirius is energetic and loyal but he'll bite back if he feels threatened. That's why he's a dog!

Sirius: And James, you're like the king of the forest, wanting to look out for your friends and family.

Peter: So, why am I a rat?

Other three: ...

Sirius: I bet it's because you like cheese.

Other three: -murmurs of agreement-

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Happy Newt Year!

Lets go to the question:

QOTC:How many books did you read this year?

I kept track of all the books I read an I'm pretty ashamed to say I only read 39 books. It's not a bad number but my record was at least 50. Whoo hoo achievement unaccomplished! THIS year I'm going to read fifty books. I'm pretty sure I read more books in one year than the amount of books my classmates will read in their whole lives so...

FOTC: Congrats of the Four (I'm doing four now) winners!

@IzzyLaBella Thanks for the chapter's name idea!!

@Lady_Artemis_

@LilyMollyMoony

@DarknessBeforeDawn

All for fangirling with me ^.^ especially those who do through PM, I know I type wayyy too much, I get excited when I fangirl with other people sorry XD

GOTC: Write your name with the first letter of the title of books!

Ex:

Extras

Uglies

Graceling

Ender's Game

New Moon

Insurgent

Allegiant

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What book did you last read?

I FINISHED MARK OF ATHENA WHAT NO FREAKING ARACHNE IDC HOW YOU SPELL HER NAME SHE (SPOILER) THREW MY BABIES TO TARTARUS RUGHH!!! RICK!!!!

What book are you reading now?

Since I don't hAVE House of Hades, I started reading The 5th Wave, and woah, guys, It's literally like watching and alien movie, but it's better, because aliens a not some stupid weird looking thing or some robot with legs. Well I don't know yet anyway, I'm only 120 pages in, but I'm freaking scared. Maybe because I do believe in aliens? I mean, there HAS to be something else in the universe than us, I don't believe they will attack us, but still. Read that book, it's effieing good! Agh it needs to be made a movie! NOW!!

So good.

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Have you seen the picture of Hazel Grace at your right or at the beginning of the chapter? If you're wondering, I made that edit, and I wanted to show you! ^.^ She's Rapunzel when Eugene cuts her hair, so I changed her clothes and put an Amsterdam back round and put the thingy which I forgot the name of that lets her breathe. You can use it for anything just give credit if you will please!

I just finished adding a gif and funny pics to every chapter now, so if you want to have an extra laugh you can go check them out!

May the odds be ever in your fictional characters...

Bye!