Harry Potter
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Crabbe and Goyle, still a better love story than Twilight.

Credit: @Charliesparklz13

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A moment of silent for all those kids on the Hogwarts Express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn't because some 11 year old bought literally everything

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Neville Longbottom:

100,000,000 points to Gryffindor

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Day 7032: still no Hogwarts letter

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Teacher: sing the national anthem

Me: *sings the Harry Potter theme song*

Credit: @Ihearticecream22

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Umbridge: Cedric's Diggory's death was a tragic accident!

Harry: sounds like your birth!

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James and Lily sittin' in a tree

K-i-s-s-i-n-g

First comes love

Then comes marriage

Then comes the baby followed by a prophecy that gets them both killed and leaves their only child an orphan

The Fault In Our Stars
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Dear Hazel,

I will look after Gus...

If you look after Tobias...

Love from,

Tris

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A poem by Isaac:

Roses are black.

Violets are black.

Everything is black.

I am blind.

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Augustus: I love it when you talk medical to me

Me: *enrolls to medical school*

Fangirl Stuff
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Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should've Freaking Waited: A sequel

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That girl you just made fun of for crying? Her favorite fictional character just died

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My parents aren't home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself in my room*

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"We finish each others..."

"Fandom references."

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*Interview at the bookstore*

Them: and why should we hire you?

Me: I own an account dedicated to books.

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You haven't felt true pain until your favorite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever

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"I'm going to clean my room," I say as I lay on my bed and read a fanfic

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Why do fangirls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even...

Divergent
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"I loved the ending of Allegiant!"

-Said no one ever

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I could be Abnegation:

Me: No I can't help you mom I'm running by blog!

I could be Amity:

Me: GOD THIS POST IS TAKING YEARS TO LOAD!

I could be Candor:

Me: Yeah mom you can totes cook

I could be Dauntless:

Me: MOM THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOM KILL IT! KILL IT!

I could be Erudite:

Me: What the shiz is this?

The Maze Runner
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Dear Tommy,

Chuck's still bloody annoying.

Love, Newt.

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Minho and Thomas' relationship summed up in one situation:

Minho: *overhears someone say something rude about Thomas*

Minho: *beats the crap out of the person* Want to say that to my face?!

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You're the shuckiest shuck-face shuck there ever was

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The Hunger Games
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"Must be a fragile fandom if it can be brought down by just a few trailer stills"

-Lionsgate, probably

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Rue and Katniss sitting in a tree K-I-L-L-I-N-G

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Hey Potterheads, Victors, Shadowhunters, Faulters(?), Runners/Gladers... And all that other klunk.

I just finished reading Fangirl! And now I'm reading City Of Glass! What are you reading? (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

QOTD: How many fanboys read this book? If your a fanboy, comment 'Fanboy' and if you're a fangirl, then, well, comment 'Fangirl'

We need more fanboys, soon the'll become EXTINCT.

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Guys guys guys guys! I'm writings fanfic! Here on Wattpad :D

It's a Harry Potter fanfiction, but it doesn't include Harry Potter, it's the story about their children. Actually, Malfoy's children.

In the Deathly Hallows it mentions that Draco has a son named Scorpius. So, my story is about Issa (Short for Narcissa, she was named after Draco's mother) Issa is another of Draco's kids, and she has a complicated relationship with Al (Short for Albus), Harry's son.

So if you check it out it would mean so much to me! I enjoy writing it so much. And I searched everything up before. So the only thing I changed was Lily's age (Harry's daughter). She is two years younger than Albus. But I made her 1 year younger. I'm really excited for this story, so I would like to hear what you think!

Thanks!

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Oh god, sorry I haven't been answering comments lately, I have literally 3,000 mails of comments. And whenever I check them, more and more come, and I'm just never done.

But thanks for them, whenever I do, I enjoy reading them!

Peace out little Bookies!

OHHH OHH! Does someone else call their readers Bookies? Maybe I can call you that. Sounds cool?

Well, may the odds be ever in your favorite fictional characters....

Good bye!

(And yes, I know that's a Joey Graceffa thing.)