Catching Fire was really good

I'm so glad they stayed close to the book

Now I hope they change Mockingjay completely

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"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack Mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic tac does she think she's doing"

-President Snow, Probably

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Some one should make a perfume that smells like pages of a new book.

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Me: *Snatches characters away from author*

Author: I-

Me: *Wraps them up in warm blankets*

Author: What-

Me: *Places them out of authors reach*

Author: But-

Me: You can have these back when you learn to play nicely.

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I have more ships than the navy

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Peeta: hey! Gale, I made you a song!

Gale: No. Don't-

Peeta: hey I just met you...

Gale: Please, not another song-

Peeta: and this is crazy...

Gale: can you just-

Peeta: But I'm a baker...

Gale: Shut up-

Peeta: and I stole your lady!

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Peeta: like a girl for 11 years.

Peeta: don't tell her till your supposed to kill her.

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Me: *accidentally reads for 6 hours straight*

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Cato: Trains for whole life

Cato: can't climb a tree.

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No school today

No school tomorrow

No school forever

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What if you wake up one morning and looked in the mirror. And you were Katniss Everdeen, like what will you do?

Sprint to Peeta's house

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"So how's your fandom doing?"

Me: you know a little dark and gloomy.

Me: and is always full of dead people

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If you can translate

OHF MYND GOF I CANDDT BREATEH

To

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATH,

Then you've been in fandoms for too long

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The people at my school are:

Muggles

Pansycakes

Mundanes

Mortals

From the capitol

Mudbloods

Factionless

Shuck-heads

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Swiggity swag, the fog kill Mags

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Come to the Dark side... Peeta made cookies.

Credit: @ClairedyCat18100

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*trips and accidentally watches Catching Fire a million times*

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Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL DOWN AND HE CAN'T GET UP CALL THE AMBULANCE.

Mom: Pick your poster up and shut up.

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If i were in The Hunger Games I would use on the parachutes and gift container and put all kinds of poisonous berries and climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

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Peeta: Do you wanna bake some cupcakes, or watch the chocolate muffins rise, I think my sugar is running out, come out the woods, you're always there with Gale!

We used to be best lovers and now we're not. I wish you would tell me why. Do you wanna bake some cupcakes? It doesn't have be a cupcake.

Katniss: go away Peeta

Peeta: okay bye

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Mood: Jennifer Lawrence's face in the elevator

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I'm gonna to open a Hunger Games theme park, pay me 20 bucks and I'll chase you around with a knife

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You know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms like a retarded, squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient

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I react to my favorite celebrities faster than I do on my own

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STOP SCROLLING

you and your favorite celebrity have probably showered unknowingly at the same time

CONTINUE

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*brings books to parties*

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Weddings vows: "and I promise to love you almost as much as I love books"

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Roses are red

violets are blue

insult my fandom

and I will kill you :)

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Don't ask about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire story and cry

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Hi! Thanks for more than 1,000 reads ❤️❤️❤️

Also thank you Lexi @LexLou32 for co-writing with me the first part!

Now, I am gonna say something that is really reallly REALLY important.

So I think I am ruining this book, because the tittle of this book, is called ONLY the hunger games stuff, which means ONLY THG. But I have thousands and thousands of jokes from other books I want to share like:

Divergent

Percy Jackson

The Fault In Our Stars

The Mortal Instruments

Harry Potter

The Maze Runner

And way more!

QOTC:

So say "okay" if you agree that this book should have more jokes of other books and this story will be called ONLY the fandom stuff

Or say "not okay" if you want to keep it like this.

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May the odds be ever under your pillow tonight,

BAI!