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Why is some blonde dude in
your room omg
sent at 7:38pm

and a hello to you too
read at 7:39pm

I'M GONE AND YOU GET LAID
IT'S NOT FAIR YOU SHOULDN'T
GET LAID BEFORE ME
sent at 7:39pm

I'M NOT GAY HE'S MY FRIEND
read at 7:39pm

YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
sent at 7:39pm

true but i do now
read at 7:40pm

all I hear is "🏳️‍🌈"
sent at 7:40pm

What are we in the emoji movie
that isn't a phrase
read at 7:40pm

GAY GAY GAY GAY
sent at 7:40pm

i'm literally going to murder you
read at 7:40pm

he'S SLEEPING aw
sent at 7:41pm

STOP PEAKING IN MY ROOM
THE DOOR'S CLOSED FOR A REASON
read at 7:41pm

Is he staying over for dinner because
I'm going to make my famous
mac n' cheese
sent at 7:41pm

By famous you mean you're going to
use those shitty kraft™ microwaveable
mac n' cheese?
read at 7:43pm

I'll just order pizza
sent at 7:43pm

If you get Hawaiian I'm literally
going to murder you
read at 7:43pm

Why?
sent at 7:43pm

Pineapple on pizza is disgusting
read at 7:43pm

Okay Gordon Ramsay geez
sent at 7:44pm

Thanks
read at 7:44pm

whispers
S E X

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sent at 7:44pm

did you really have to
attach that video
read at 7:44pm