Kim Namjoon
Guys you are scaring her

Kim Namjoon
Welcome soohyo this is our
first time talking I am namjoon
but you can call me rm

Min Yoongi
or daddy ^

Kim Seokjin
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOONGI
BEFORE I SHOVE MY CHOPSTICKS
UP YOUR ASS

Kim Seokjin
God you made me lose my cool
Hey there soohyo sweetheart 😌💗
I am the worldwide handsome
jinnie 😘

Jung Hoseok
OFF TOPIC BUT EVERY ONE
OF YOU SHIPPING SOOHYO
WITH TAE AND HERE I AM
SHIPPING HER WITH JIMIN-

Shin Soohyo
Jimin is my bestest friend haha
:') we arent like that

Shin Soohyo
Hello nice to meet every one
of you I've heard so much

Kim Seokjin
FROM TAEHYUNG??? BET HE
PRAISED MESELF THE MOST 😌

Jung Hoseok
WAIT DOES THAT MEAN YOU
REALLY LIKE LITERALLY LIKE
TAEHYUNG??? YOU DIDN'T DENY

Jung Hoseok
I'm hoseok by the way uwu
yayy 🎉🎊🎈✨

Min Yoongi
I'm yoongi

Jung Hoseok
MEOWINGI CAN YOU PLEASE
COME TO MY DORM RIGHT NOW
I DONT FEEL LIKE EATING ALONE
NONE OF MY ROOMMATES ARE
HERE

Min Yoongi
You're embarrassing me -.-

Jeon Jungkook
I smell like beef
I smell like beef
I SMELL LIKE BEEF

Kim Seokjin
Are you flaunting on us
after having beef barbecue
you little ass bitch

Shin Soohyo
LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKEN

Shin Soohyo
I just had chicken fries righ now

Jeon Jungkook
THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY
MEMEBUDDY OH MY GOD ONLY
MI SENORA GOT THE VINE
REFERENCE

Shin Soohyo
Yes
CAUSE I HAVE THE POWER OF
GOD AND ANIME BY MY SIDE

Jeon Jungkook
Country girllllll
I LOVE YOU

Kim Seokjin
Yall I'm just staring at my screen

Min Yoongi
Time to go and nap

Jung Hoseok
IF JUNGKOOK DIDNT HAVE A
GIRLFRIEND I WOULD'VE SHIPPED

Kim Seokjin
The idiocy ^

Kim Seokjin
By the way should we add
kang yeona here?? Isn't she
your bestfriend soohyo?

Jeon Jungkook
Dont

Jeon Jungkook
Idk why
she annoys me a little

Kim Taehyung
How does she annoy you??

Kim Seokjin
Just when we said her name he is
here 👀

Jeon Jungkook
And that is the reason she
annoys me ^ 👁👄👁

Kim Taehyung
Lol I'm just reading all your
messages and i dont know
what to say-

Kim Taehyung
Why would i date a tomboy
like soohyo

Kim Seokjin
Um?? Bitch?? Tf??
Did you even see her recent
posts?? 🤨

Kim Taehyung
People dont change easily
i still dont like her

Jeon Jungkook
Just admit that you do before
i make you lmao

Shin Soohyo
It's right he doesnt like me
I think you guys are hyping
this up for no reason haha

Kim Taehyung
They are hyping this up
cause you are completely
crazy for me

Shin Soohyo
How??

Kim Taehyung
Do you want me to show them
a screenshot of those texts
you sent me when you were
drunk lmao

Kim Namjoon
That's private between you two
why would you want to show
us Taehyung

Kim Seokjin
I think you are making her
uncomfortable tae 😑

Kim Taehyung
Cause come on yall
shipping me with some lesbo
tomboy who's trying so hard
to make me like her

Kim Taehyung
Even if she was the last
female on earth I'd never
like her

Jung Hoseok
That was really rude 🙁

Kim Seokjin
Can you not act like that towards
her?? Even if you dont like her
shes still your friend

Jeon Jungkook
He's pissing me off so much

Kim Taehyung
I just dont know how to make
you believe that i dont like this
girl

Kim Taehyung
I'm just stating the facts lmao

Shin Soohyo left the group

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A/n:
Me when people came here thinking this book was fluff and romcom only
to get hit by the angst

Welcome, you're here to suffer.