It's the double back fat, maaaaaaan!!!
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If you're to lazy to walk, please be to lazy to go out in public.
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If you are not a size 6, then do not put on a size 6.
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I think she always buys grey cats, and then when they die she adds them to her hat.
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Why haven't we invented the Belly Bra yet?
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Fat women can be very gorgeous.
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