*Dust x Blackberry (with hints of side ships)*

"Hey! How's your relationship been?" Ayana smiled. She and the Guys have never really hung out, she just treats Nightmare like a sibling, otherwise, nothing. She had heard about the two dating from Nightmare, so she thought it would be a good way to open a conversation.

"R-Relationship?!" Blackberry and Dust looked at each other, blushing brightly.

"W-we aren't dating!" Black waved it off, covering his red face with his red bandanna around his neck.

"That's ridiculous..." Dust muttered through his worn down red scarf.

"Are you guys serious?!" Ayana looked at them, surprised.

"We are just friends!" Black exclaimed.

"With benefits, of course." Dust added, his purple glow coming from his scarf.

"More like boyfriends with benefits!" Ayana rolled her eyes, making the two blush even more.

"Shut up! We aren't dating!" Blackberry blushed brightly.

"Sure!" Ayana held out two fingers, one from each hand, and began to say in an overly high pitched voice. "Oh Dusty! I feel horny, so fuck me!"

"I-I do not sound like that!" Blackberry exclaimed, embarrassed.

"You're right, I should do it this way!" Ayana looked Dust in the eye and began to talk in a way that made Dust think about when Black is seducing him. "Fuck me, Daddy~" 

She held up two finger on one hand and stuck her tongue through them, making Dust blush and feel something from his nose. Blackberry was amazed by how on the spot Ayana was with her voice and couldn't say anything. Instead, he punched her in the arm, hearing a loud crack.

"Shut up!" Black yelled, his face looking like a cherry.

"Whatever. Go suck each other's faces and dicks!" Ayana left, holding her broken arm.

"Ugh! Stupid Ayana!" Blackberry stormed off, leaving a very aroused Dust bleeding from his nose.

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"B-Black. I need you." Dust came to Black, grabbing his arm. Black was fine with the interruption of talking to his friend and began to follow him as he was dragged.

"See you later, Lust!" Blackberry smiled, waving a goodbye to his friend.

"Bye." Two arms wrapped around Lust as his friend left. "Aren't they such a cute couple?"

"They aren't a couple, they hate each other." Horror stated, resting his head on the smaller's shoulder.

"Babe, they are always fucking and making out! They are totally dating!" Lust exclaimed.

"First, don't call me 'Babe,' we aren't dating. Second, I suppose until one asks the other out properly, they will just be friends with benefits." Horror shrugged, letting go of Lust.

"Best friends with benefits it is," -Lust leaned in close to his ear- "Babe~"

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"Ahhhh!" Blackberry screamed for the last time as he came for the fifth time and Dust finally came. Dust lifted Black off of his dick, setting him next to him. Blackberry whimpered, not wanting the pleasure to end. The taller tiredly pulled his boxers up, covering his dick. He saw Black's black and red underwear flung on the edge of his drawer, making him shrug and lay back. Black rubbed his knee against Dust's crotch. He sighed, Dust was out cold. He cuddled up to the dominant's toned chest, feeling the warmth coming from it. He could hear Dust's heart beat as he rested his head on his lover's chest. Black sighed, checking his phone. As he looked through Mediagram, he saw what people were saying on his posts. They said how he was a slut. He checked Handbook. More people, mainly kids from school, calling him a slut, whore, bitch. He sighed, holding in his tears. He felt Dust's muscular arm wrap around his shoulder, pulling him even closer to him. 

"Put it away." Dust mumbled, making Black think he was just dreaming. Black sighed and looked up, expecting to see Dust's asleep face. Instead, he was greeted with Dust's awaken red eyes reading the terrible comments on his phone.

"I-I thought you were asleep!" Black exclaimed quietly, blushing a bright red.

Dust sighed, "Put it away. They're just assholes." Dust leaned in close, breathing onto his neck. "I think that your body is perfect~"

Blackberry felt arousal as Dust licked his neck. The cold saliva made him feel weird.

"A-ah~" Black moaned as the taller brought him into a kiss, forcing his tongue to explore the smaller's wet cavern.

"I hate it when you moan." Dust lied, pulling away. He laid on his back, hands behind his head, resting. "I hate you, you know that?"

"Mhm! Love you too." Black snuggled up to his chest. Dust blushed and rolled his eyes before putting his arms behind his back, making sure he doesn't roll away. He pulled the blanket on his bed up to Black's shoulders, making him feel warmer. Blackberry giggled cutely, making Dust blush even more.

"Black, we are just friends right?" Dust asked, looking up at his smoke-stained ceiling.

"We are friends. Best friends with pleasuring benefits." Blackberry said in a seductive tone, making Dust look away with his blushing face. The two eventually fell asleep, tired from their little sex session.

*815 words*

*Blackberry is Swapfell, Dust is Dust, Horror is Horror, Lust is Lust, Mediagram is Instagram, Handbook is Facebook. I am tired as fuck. Enjoy the stupid skit, it had smut and referenced gay sex. Black and Dust, in Undersoul, are two friends with benefits who hate each other, but they love each other so they fuck. Maybe I'll draw this. I don't fucking know. See you around, I suppose. I'm tired as Hell, my Devil Cakes.*