"Hey bitch, do you really wanna go hard?"

"Go hard how?"

"IT'S A MEME-"

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"Someone just take me the fuck out."

"With a shotgun or on a date?"

"Yes."

"No-"

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"Hey!"

"Fuck off."

"Damn okay you fucking crusty bitch."

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Somewhere in a Superhero AU, a villain faces off against a new hero.

"You see, our society is a coin. You can't have a hero without a villain, a villain without a hero. You can't have either without the middle, everyone else. You can't have one without the rest. As a child, I decided to fulfill the role that some are born to take. I chose a path that many see as blah blah blah blah-"

"Do all villains do this?" The newer hero deadpanned to the one next to them.

"You get used to it eventually." The older hero sighed.

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"Now I don't hate you, but-

"Raise your hand of you hate Ken."

Everyone proceeds to raise their hand.

"Okay first of all fuck all of you,"

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"Where'd you get your water? We weren't really allowed to bring anything."

"I got some tap water."

"Why? It's disgusting!"

"I need to refresh my gay."

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"Give up hero! We all know you're going to lose!"

"I have you tied up."

"These ropes won't hold me forever! I'll kill you when I get out!"

"You're covered in your own blood."

"A little wound won't hold me back!"

"I'm calling an ambulance before you die."

"HEY! LET ME BEAT YOUR ASS!"

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Did I do this instead of my book? Yes.
Do I need to get a proper update schedule? Hell yea.
Will I? Probably not.

ABC Out!
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