CoffeeJelly - Kusuo Saiki
Jet Black Wings - Shun Kaido
Ramen - Riki Nendo
Gangster - Aren Kuboyasu
Ew - Reita Toritsuka
ShutUp - Akechi Touma
Stay Away Plebs - Metori Saiko
DAD - Kineshi Hairo
Psychick - Aiura Mikoto
Goddess - Kokomi Teruhasi
FoodPlease - Mera Chisato
Gossip - Chiyo Yumehara

Jet Black Wings
> @Psychick @Ew HELP

Psychick
> Yo, what happened?

Jet Black Wings
> AREN CALLED SAIKI A MOTHER HEN AND STARTED TO EXPLAIN WHY WHEN SAIKI JUST STARTED CHASING HIM???

Jet Black Wings
> I'VE NEVER SEEN AREN SO HORRIFIED AND I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES OF SAIKI AFTER THIS PLEASE HELP

Psychick
> ...

Psychick has changed CoffeeJelly to MotherHen

MotherHen
> You're next.

Psychick
> Come at me babe

Ew
> Pfttttt Kuboyasu's right, Saiki's such a mother!

MotherHen
> Reita Toritska I will kill you in cold blood.

Ew
> What about the evidence? You'd never get away with it! Plus, you're too much of a mother for that~

MotherHen
> :)

Ew
> Wait

Ew
> Wait no I was just kidding

Ew
> SAIKI PLEASE I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEASE HAVE MERCY

Ramen
> Hey why did my buddy go after purple man?

Gangster
> Toritsuka's really gonna get it this time

Ew
> GUYS HELIEVAKEVIWJEBWJKA

Gossip
> Oh my god he fucking dead

Psychick
> Here lies Toritsuka Reita. He was the biggest pervert, and everybody hated him, but at least he was good entertainment.

Ew
> I LIVED!

Psychick
> Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

2:20 AM

Gangster
> I still stand by what I said

MotherHen
> Did you know that if you're murdered, there's only a 40% chance of your killer being found?

Psychick
> What does that have to do with this?

Psychick
> oh

Psychick
> OH

Gangster
> Uhm guys why is there someone watching me from outside

Psychick
> OH HEEEELL NAW

Psychick
> TO THE NAW NAW NAWWW

MotherHen
> Good decision.

Gangster
> What are you guys talking about

Gangster
> WHAT TEHR UHSKBRKE

Psychick
> RIP Kuboyasu, he died as he lived, stupidly brave.

Gossip
> Y'know I really doubt he'd appreciate you saying that

Psychick
> He's dead what can he do

Gangster
> I lived bitches.

MotherHen
> Barely.

Psychick
> :OO

Gossip
> :OO

Psychick
> Has THE Kusuo Saiki gone

Gossip
> SOFT?!

MotherHen
> No.

MotherHen
> I merely negotiated with Kuboyasu, all is forgiven.

Gangster
> He scared the living shit out of me and stole some coffee jelly and just left???

Psychick
> Ahh, there's the Kusuo I know.

MotherHen
> Die.

Psychick
> Only if you're the murderer Ku~

MotherHen
> Never call me that again. Only my mother is allowed to say that.

Psychick
> Mama's boy 🤣

MotherHen
> Die.

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If you couldn't tell, this is definitely not proof read and I just finished it. I just really wanted to get something out for you guys but I had no ideas no Iida, NO!

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