How does this have 944 reads?

Why have I not done anything to celebrate?

I've started a boyfriend scenarios book.

Do y'all want me to write a special oneshot of some kind?

Seriously I want to repay y'all big time for this. I didn't expect this book to get so many reads

And I still have to repay y'all for 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, and 800 reads

So the payoff is gonna be h u g e