notes: purely a text fic,

you watched it? what did you think of it?

you  saw dazai began typing.

choose your next words carefully boy

human bondage kink: why would you make me watch that piss-poor excuse of an anime?
the main character looks like a mouldy jar of mayonnaise bullied into sentience

you scoffed at his insult. you happened to like the main character.

that's rich coming from  the human equivalent of snail mucus

human bondage kink: and don't even get me started on that bs plot
oH
OH

ain't my problem u got the iq of an asparagus 🤷‍♀️

human bondage kink: lmao remember that time u forgot how to spell ur own name u 🤡
or that one time u walked into glass
but na u right i'm the stupid one for thinking that a serial killer being fucking immune to electric shocks is stupid

wow
wooooow
fuck u
doin my bby dirty like that smh

human bondage kink: i thought i was ur bby :(
also
be the change u want to see in the world
fuck me urself
exactly
that's what i thought coward

lmao u bottom

human bondage kink: damn right ;)
come over and tie me up bby

you stared at ur phone; all you wanted was him to enjoy your favourite shows with you.

there's a reason ure saved as human bondage kink on my phone.

human bondage kink: are u coming over or not

yh
gimme 5 mins
x

human bondage kink: wait that acc worked

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this is the worst thing i've written but if i have to read to read this so do u