Clawdeen: You can't judge something without even seeing it.
Frankie: Uh, yes I can. I haven't seen a murder but I know it's bad.
Clawdeen: ...
Frankie: Point disproven, argument won.

Lagoona: What does take out mean?
Heath: Food!
Draculaura: Dating!
Operetta: Murder!
Torelei: All three because I'm not a coward!

Venus: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Torelei: I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever.
Cleo: No, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

Clawd: I can fit the whole world in my hands.
Draculaura : That's impossible-
Clawd: *cups Drac's face in his hands*
Draculaura, blushing: Oh Clawd, you're so sweet!

Heath: You wanna see how strong I am?!
Heath: *punches wall*
Heath: Take me to the hospital

Howleen: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Howleen: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak French. It growled during French class.
Clawdeen: Bonjour~
Twyla: Le growl
Clawd: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.