THE FOLLOWING ONESHOT IS RATED R (RESTRICTED) FOR LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL THEMES

Merida, Hiccup, Jack, Elsa, Rapunzel, and Eugene were leaving for their annual trip to Elsa's cabin up north for Labour Day weekend. "Just take care a her," Fergus told Hiccup threateningly. But Hiccup knew the man well enough to know that he wouldn't hurt him.

Hiccup smiled, "I don't think she needs it. But I will, Sir."

"Stop with dat formal shit, lad! 'Ow many times do I 'ave to tell ya ta cull me Fergus." Fergus pat Hiccup on the back, almost knocking him over.

"Bye Mum!" Merida said, hugging her mother farewell. Elinor was starting to tear up. "Mum, we'll be fine."

"Oh I know, dear. I'm just goin' ta miss ya." Elinor squeezed Merida so tight she she felt as if she couldn't breathe.

"Let the lass breathe! It's only fer da weekend." Merida's father said to her mother. Elinor's grip on her daughter loosened but only slightly.

Hiccup was happy at the scene before him, he missed his father, but he knew he would never see the stoick man again--he died a year ago in a car accident.

Elsa and Jack walked into the living room, holding hands, where the others were gathered. "Glad you could finally make it." Hiccup smirked, "Hope you two weren't--"

Elsa slapped his arm, "No!"

"Ow..." Hiccup rubbed his arm, Elsa smiled triumphantly.

Jack chuckled at Hiccup and Elsa, the two had been best friends since he could remember. "Hey where's Punz and Eugene?" Jack realized.

"Dey'll be 'ere any second." Merida answered, finally prying herself out of her mother's arms.

"They better get here soon, we need to get going. Anna might try to catch up with us and it's not that I don't want her to come with...I just need some time alone with you guys."

Jack put his arm around Elsa's shoulder. "Don't worry, Snowflake, I'm sure they'll be here soon."

As soon as those words left his mouth the couple walked into the room. "I'm sorry we're late! It's my fault--" Rapunzel was interrupted.

"We'll talk abou' it later. I gotta get out a here befur me mum changes 'er mind," Merida mumbled "Bye mum! Bye Da'! Bye wee devils!" She grabbed Hiccup by the collar of his black t-shirt and dragged him out the front door.

"Well he's whipped." Eugene remarked. The rest of the group burst into laughter. They said quick goodbyes to Merida's family as the four walked out the door.

"Come on losers we're going shopping." Merida said in a fake American accent from the driver's seat. Everyone abruptly stopped and stared at her, Merida hated shopping with a passion. "I'm just messing with ya! Ye shoulda seen yer faces!" Merida snorted.

"Ha ha very funny. Now what are you waiting for? The apocalypse? Get in the car!" Hiccup said from the passenger seat.

Jack and Elsa got in the silver SUV first, crawling to the back row. Rapunzel and Eugene followed, taking the middle. All of their bags were already in the back because they packed everything up yesterday.

"Let's get this show on the road!" Rapunzel squealed excitedly.

"Oi Rider!"

"Yeah?"

"Tame dat beast, would ya? I 'aven't even started drivin' and she's drivin' me nuts" Merida called. She started the car and began driving.

"You think I have control over that?" Flynn points dramatically at the brunette. "She didn't even fall for the smolder when we first met!"

"Now look who's been whipped!" Jack shouted.

The entire car burst into laughter except Flynn who turned around and glared at Jack. When the laughter died down Hiccup spoke, "Wait...who's the first to be whipped?"

"You." Elsa shouted from the back.

"What?"

"Mer has you wrapped around her finger." Rapunzel giggled.

"No she doesn't!" Hiccup argued.

"Yes I do." Everyone except Hiccup laughed again at Merida's remark. They were now speeding down the highway. She shrugged, "It's troo. And ya all know it."

° ° ° ° °

They finally arrived at Elsa's cabin, on the lake as the sun was just starting to set. Elsa sighed, exasperated from listening to everyone's chatter for the last hour.

"Yes!" Jack yelled as he jumped out of the car, once Rapunzel and Flynn had gotten out. Elsa followed, though more slowly, behind him. "Finally I'm free!"

"Yer free?" Merida yelled. "I 'ad ta listen ta yer complainin' fer too long!" She slammed the door.

"Whatever, Red!" Jack shouted out in happiness as he sprawled out on the grass.

"Hey Jack-ass, get your ass up and help us with the bags." Flynn called from behind the car. Jack groaned but did as he was told, he didn't want to anger Elsa. "Here," Flynn handed him his and Elsa's bags and he started walking to the cabin.

The cabin was large...very large. the walls and floors were made of wood. The living room had a seven foot wide fire place, that was surrounded by two medium-sized couches and an armchair; one couch and the chair were red, the other couch was green. Lamps sat on end tables that were next to the couches. Connecting to the living room was the staircase that lead to the three bedrooms, the dining room, and the kitchen. The dining room had a long oak table with enough chairs to seat eight. The kitchen was just like any other.

"Jack we're in the room on the end." Elsa told him as she followed behind, carrying Hiccup's duffle bag.

It didn't take long for all of their stuff to be distributed into their rooms, and for the food to be put in the fridge.

It was dark out now. They started at fire in the fireplace and were watching the flames silently. Merida and Hiccup sat on the green couch, Merida's feet resting in his lap. Rapunzel leaned against Flynn as the two sat on the green couch. That left Elsa sitting in Jack's lap in the armchair.

"We should play truth or dare!" Rapunzel jumped suddenly. Everyone was startled by the sudden movement for a moment.

"Sure." Hiccup agreed.

"Why not?"

"I'm game. Sounds fun. " Jack grinned deviously.

Rapunzel sat straighter, "Yay! Same rules as last year apply. Rule one: if you do not accept a truth or dare, you must take of an article of clothing. Rule two if you are caught in a lie, you must take off an article of clothing. Rule three, first person to lose all their clothes has to jump in the lake. So I'll go first. Hmmm...ah dear cousin, truth or dare?"

"Truth." Elsa answered reluctantly.

"Have you ever dated anyone other than Jack?"

"Well...I guess you could say Hiccup and I 'dated'...?"

"What?" Jack and Merida yelled in shock.

"When did that happen?" Jack continued.

"Save it for my next truth." Elsa shrugged. "Flynn truth or dare?"

"Dare."

Elsa smirked, "I dare you to kiss Merida."

Merida shot Flynn a death glare, "Don't ya even think abou' it."

"Not in a million years." Flynn agreed, and pulled off his t-shirt. "Who shall be my victim? Ah yes. Red, truth or--?"

"Dare." She interrupted excitedly.

"Seven minutes in heaven with Hiccup in the closet."

"Really? Nothin' evil?" Flynn shook his head. "Okay." Merida grabbed Hiccup's hand and pulled him into the closet.

Rapunzel narrowed her eyes at her boyfriend, "Alright what's the deal? What are your motives?" Elsa and Jack listened in intently.

"I'm just letting them have some fun before the real games begin." He answered simply.

The seven minutes passed. Flynn opened the door and saw Hiccup standing there pushing Merida against the wall of the empty closet, while her legs were wrapped around his waist. It took having to use a airhorn to separate Merida and Hiccup from their make out session.

Everyone returned to their seats, and Merida continued, "Jack, truth or dare?"

Jack would usually pick dare on the first round but he decided to mix it up a little bit, "Truth."

"Wha' was da wurst ting ya've ever lied ta a Elsa abou'?"

"Oh wow...uh?" Jack looked nervously at Elsa. "Els, remember that time when Kristoff and I told you and Anna that we had a late hockey practice, so we had to take a raincheck on our date double date?"

"Yes." Elsa watched him suspiciously.

"Well..." Jack ran a hand through his hair, "Kristoff and I went to the premiere of The Avengers that night."

Elsa gasped, "Without us? How dare you!"

"I know, I know, I'm sorry."

She sighed, "Well I guess it's done and over with now. But you know how much I love The Avengers."

"Yeah." Jack perked up, "Anyways, Elsa, my love, truth or dare?" Everyone knew they could count on Elsa to choose truth. She was almost too reliable, in that sense.

"Truth."

"When, why, and how long did you date Hiccup?" Jack looked threateningly in Hiccup's direction, and Merida in Elsa's.

"Well it was about a year before we started dating..." Elsa shrugged, the subject didn't make her uncomfortable like it did to the other three. Rapunzel and Flynn were just watching, waiting, for the drama to unfold. "We dated because we were best friends, and people always thought we were dating--you know that part. But it only lasted about a week because it was really awkward the first time we kissed."

The room was silent for a very long time. No one knew what to say in fear of pissing off the redhead with extreme violence issues, or the overprotective bruntette. Hiccup was blushing furiously, waiting for some sign of movement, signaling that he should run for cover from either.

Elsa coughed. "Um. Rapunzel, truth or dare?"

Rapunzel watched the people around her. After seeing what the truth had brought out, she decided to lighten the mood, "Dare."

° ° ° ° °

They had been playing for two hours now, and it was 10 o'clock. Everyone was without a shirt. But Jack and Merida managed to still have their pants on. Elsa, And Rapunzel were in their bras and underwear. Hiccup and Flynn in their boxers.

"Okay everyone, do or die time." Jack said happily. Too happily. "Hiccup, truth or dare?"

Oh shit. Hiccup saw that devious look on his friend's face. He knew he was going to regret his decision, no matter what he chose. "Truth?" He answered cautiously.

"Last year, who's idea was it to put the dye pack in Merida's shower?"

There it was. Jack knew the answer to this question, so of course he would ask it.

Hiccup could tell the truth, and possibly have Merida break up with him. Or he could skip and lose the game. Or he could try lying about it and hope that Jack didn't call him out on it. That last option sounded like his safest option even though it was the most ridiculous.

Merida watched her boyfriend waiting for his response. She knew that it was Hiccup's idea because Jack told her the day after it happened, but she didn't really care at the time, so she never told him she knew.

"Flynn." He answered, biting his lip.

"Lies!" Jack and Merida yelled at the same time.

Jack started laughing, "It was you! Time for the walk of shame, my friend."

"You knew?" Hiccup asked Merida.

"A course I did!" She snorted. "Jack told me da day after it 'append."

"What?" He shouted.

"Oh calm down, Hicc. Time to jump in the lake...naked." Elsa giggled.

Rapunzel chuckled, "Does he really have to?" that's not really a sight I want to see."

"Yes. 'Cause I want ta see it." Merida was actually really turned on by the sight she was about to see.

Hiccup smiled at Merida as the group pushed their way outside. They pushed him towards the pier. "Walk to the end, strip down, then jump." Flynn smirked.

"I know." Hiccup snapped.

The group watched, cheering him on as he walked to the end of the pier. Merida stared at him and Elsa elbowed her in the ribs as Hiccup took his boxers off.

Merida blushed. "Jump already!" She yelled.

Hiccup took a deep breath and stepped off the pier. Immediately he was submerged in the moonlit water. It was chilly but not too bad. His head popped up and he saw a curly haired figure holding her hand out to him.

Hiccup grabbed Merida's hand and pulled her into the water. She screamed in shock, but she should've known it was coming. "Hiccup!" She smiled. While treading in the water she pulled off her jeans and threw them up on the pier; now only on her bra and underwear.

Flynn, Rapunzel, Jack, and Elsa made their way to the end of the pier after Hiccup pulled Merida into the water.

Jack didn't wait for even a second before jumping into the lake with them, Elsa followed his lead, as did Rapunzel and Flynn. The friends splashed each other and joked around for what felt like hours.

Merida swam over to Hiccup and wrapped her legs around his waist and Her arms around his shoulders. She kissed him gently, for a long time, then pulled her lips away as she felt him growing against her bare stomach. "Love ya, Hicc." She smirked.

Hiccup blushed deep crimson, "Love you too, Mer." He whispered. Feeling her skin on his made him love her even more. It just felt so right--so...natural.

Flynn held Rapunzel tight. The two had gotten out of the lake to rest for a moment.

Rapunzel pointed to the left where Merida and Hiccup were making out in the shallower water. "He is naked right now and for all we know her lower half could be as well...do you think they're going to have sex?"

Flynn tilted his head, examining the couple. "If they don't this weekend, I'd be shocked. I'm already surprised they've waited this long."

"We've waited--are still waiting--what makes them different?"

Flynn shrugged pulling her into his lap, "You're just so innocent still. Merida and Hiccup...they aren't. They've both had their fair share of trouble, just like Jack and I have."

"Jack's still a virgin," She pointed out. "And we don't have to wait, you know," She whispered.

"I know." He kissed her forehead softly. "I just think it's a good idea to wait."

° ° ° ° °

Elsa's eyes flickered open to the sun streaming on her face. Jack's arms were wrapped around her waist, his head buried in her loose light blonde hair.

Jack sucked in a deep breath pulling Elsa closer to him, "Morning, Snowflake." He murmured.

"Morning Frost." She smiled.

"I think we should wake Mericcup up." He whispered.

"I agree."

They both hopped out of the bed, still on their underwear. Mainly because they were too lazy and got too hot after their midnight swim to bother with putting pajamas on. Elsa slipped on Jack's dark blue sweatshirt--which was much too baggy on her petite figure. Jack put on his brown shorts.

Jack grabbed the airhorn from the dresser. Quietly, the two made their way into the room Hiccup and Merida shared. Elsa cautiously opened the door. They stepped inside and stood on opposite sides of the bed.

Elsa held her fingers up, counting down from five. Jack was ready; he held the airhorn right above the center of the old headboard. Elsa counted down and Jack blew the horn for a grand total of three seconds.

"Holy shit!" Hiccup shouted as he jumped at the blaring horn. Elsa and Jack were laughing so hard that they fell to the floor, unable to stand up.

Merida yawned, slowly opening her eyes. It took a lot to wake the girl up; she was quite the heavy sleeper. "What the 'ell are ya doin' in 'r room?"

"Merida how could that not wake you up?"

"Da 'orn?" She shrugged, "Ma brodders are wee devils. I've seen every trick in da book. And I've always been a hard sleaper."

Hiccup sighed, the laughter from Elsa and Jack had died down.

The two were finally able to get back on their feet. Elsa grabbed Jack's arm and started dragging him out of the room. "We'll go make breakfast. Hurry your asses downstairs!" Merida and Hiccup were left alone.

"This is going to be a looooong weekend."

"Ya know it." Merida kissed his cheek.

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THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE WHICH IS WHY ITS SO LONG! I'm turning this oneshot into a short story because I want to write MORE...if you liked this shortened version would you read the rest please? There were recommendations for both Eugunzel and Mericcup so I decided that this one was gonna be about the six. And I know, I know, y'all want Cindai but be patient please (it's comin up next anyway)! Comment below for what you want me to write next (captinswan, cindai, eugunzel, fourtris, hiccelsa, jarida, jelsa, kristanna, merricup, peetniss, wolflet, thress, wincin... You can tell me others and I will do them if I know who they are). I can't promise quick updates on this book since I have other stories to write too.

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