Onimikeler oneshot: sweets

Characters: Onity, Tyler, Mike.

Plot: Onity has ice cream for the first time.

Note: also done on phone. forgive me for errors/rushness

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Tyler's eyes lazily scanned the shelving Of the refrigerator. It was 7:56 PM, and he was hungry yet again. This time, he wanted something to savor his sweet tooth. There wasn't much in the fridge that looked appealing, and so he closed the door, the kitchen going dark again.

   He then knelt down to the freezer, under the fridge. In there, he scanned around to see a brand new tube of ice cream. It was the three flavors in one: chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla. Tyler smiled as he reached for it, taking it out of the freezer. Getting up and closing the door, he grabbed a few spoons and napkins and left the kitchen. He walked through the dining room and front till he reached the living room, where two of his favorite people sat, watching some new cartoon.

"Oh, that's where you were." Mike said, seeing Tyler make his way and sit in the middle of the couch.

"Don't judge me!" Tyler replied, placing the tub of ice cream on his lap.

"Ohh, what's that?" Onity looked over, smelling the sweetness coming from within whatever Tyler had.

"This, my friend, is ice cream!" Tyler grinned. "Here, I brought spoons."

  Tyler handed Mike and Onity a spoon, and then turned to open the top of the tub. He had a bit of trouble, causing a bit of laughter from Mike. Tyler couldn't help but smile either, but he still had to let out a threat.

"I will take back my spoon, mister." He said.

"I'll just use your's then." Mike replied.

"Ew, no way. It's mine." Tyler frowned.

"Don't go pretending you don't like to share."

"I'll go pretend whatever the fuck I want."

"As I predicted."

   Tyler got the ice cream open and the three looked to see a perfectly separated mix of flavors. Little bits of a ice sparkled as the light of the TV reflected off of it. It looked delicious. Tyler was the first to get a spoon full, almost breaking his spoon because he didn't dare wait for it to thaw a little. Mike took the second spoonful, and then Onity.

   Onity got a little bit of all three flavors onto his spoon before pulling the spoon away from the tub and closer to his face. He had never had ice cream before, or honestly he'd never eaten much sweet food at all. This wasn't a thing back home, and tyler pretty much hoarded it to himself. He did buy most of the unhealthy food they had, to be honest. It was amazing the human was obese. He clearly didn't work out.

   Tyler and Mike realized how slow Onity was being, and watched him as he took his first bite. Onity smiled when he noticed the sudden attention, the spoon still lodged in his mouth. He pulled it back out, the silver licked clean, but he was still swooshing the melting dessert in his mouth. All three flavors combined into one mess, and the guy loved it. He loved the new taste and how different it made him feel, as sour or salty things made him feel different.

"What'cha think? Good, huh?" Tyler smirked.

"Why don't we eat more, uh, sweet foods?? This is incredible!" Onity replied, going for more.

"Because It's all mine!" Tyler said.

"No way! Share with moi!" Onity huffed.

"I bought it, I'll do whatever I want with it." Tyler shook his head.
"Mike, can you make him share his sweetness with me??" Onity whined.

Mike laughed. "He keeps them all in the cabinet under the-"

"WHaT ThE HeLL?!" Tyler interrupted.

"I figured if Onity eats some of your stash too, you won't have as much unhealthy sweets to drown yourself with." Mike shrugged.

"Okay okay but we stated I bought it it's mine." Tyler said, all while shoving another spoon full of ice cream into his mouth.

"Yeah and I bought this house but it's your house and his house too." Mike argued.

"Okay but I help pay bills, what does Onity do?" Tyler frowned.

"Hey-"

"That's right, pack your bags Onity.This is my house." Mike nodded his head, looking from Tyler to Onity.

"hHEYYY I do too contribute!" Onity whined.

"How so?" Tyler asked, and the two looked at Onity, waiting for an answer.
Onity paused.

He thought about it for a second. He really didn't have a comeback planned. And while the seconds ticked by, and the two waited to hear his case, Onity felt a feeling he hadn't felt in a long long time. A sick feeling, one he felt often as a kid.

There wasn't enough time to register what to do before he turned to the side and threw up.

"Dude, my carpet!"

Tyler burst into laughter. He couldn't contain himself, the tub of Ice cream almost falling to the floor. But he grabbed onto it, unable to breath from laughing so much.

"I f-feel sick." Onity grumbled.

"No shit, You threw up the ice cream!" Tyler pointed out.

"Onity, why don't you head to the bathroom, maybe puke in the toilet if you need to?"

"Ok-Okiedokie!" Onity nodded his head and got off the couch, carefully avoiding his mess of the floor.

   Tyler got up, placing the top on his ice cream and the placing the tub on the coffee table. He then followed Onity down the hall to the bathroom. Mike sighed. He really didn't feel like cleaning alien vomit.

"So are you not feeling good?" Tyler asked, standing at the doorway, watching as Onity sat by the open toilet.

"No, I was feeling fine till now." Onity replied.

"Hmmm." Tyler thought about what might have caused it.

"Are you lactose intolerant?"

Onity shook his head. "I drank a whole gallon of Milk once, can't you remember?"

"Oh yeah, you do really like milk." Tyler sighed. "Yeah, you've had yogurt and cheese so you're right."

"I'm not used to sweets, though." Onity pointed out.

"Oh!" Tyler hadn't realized. "It had a lot of sugar! Maybe you can't eat tons of sugar?"

Onity couldn't help to feel that was probably right. But just to be safe...

"Let's test it!" Onity smiled.

"Be right back!"

  Tyler left and ran into the kitchen, finding his stash of candy in the cabinet under the microwave. He pulled out a few pieces of hard candy, high in sugar levels. Cherry and Grape. He put a Cherry into his own mouth and took the Grape one back to Onity. When he got back to the bathroom, he handed the candy to Onity.

"What's this?" Onity asked, unwrapping the candy to find it small and sticky.

"It's fruit flavored hardened sugar. Just eat it." Tyler answered.

  Onity threw the piece into his mouth, crunching into it. It was indeed incredibly sweet, and Onity hated that he loved it so much. He swallowed it down, running his tongue around his mouth to savor the flavor while it lasted.

  It didn't take much longer, as Onity couldn't hold it down. Tyler felt himself snicker as Onity threw up the hard candy into the toilet. Onity cleaned his mouth with a few pieces of toilet paper, throwing that into the toilet before flushing.

"Was the ice cream that bad?" Mike asked, walking over.

"No, Onity just can't hold down sugar." Tyler replied.

"He's had Mcdonalds before, I don't understand." Mike said.

Onity held up the hard candy wrapper.

"I guess a certain level of sugar."

"Aww man, and sweet things taste so amazing!" Onity frowned.

"Well, I guess we'll need to get him some sugar free things. There's sugar free candy, you know." Mike replied.

Onity's eyes lit up. "Really!? Humans have everything!"

"Too bad most of it sucks." Tyler sighed.

"Shush, you've only ever had sugar free candy like never in your life." Mike said. "Now help me clean the carpet."

"Hehe, sorry." Onity chuckled.

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