(Y/N) POV

So apparently new students are arriving today. Just great more weaklings that they are gonna throw into the wild to be mauled by grimm. Don't get me wrong, I do know some of them have potential but I can't help but feel most of them here are destined to die before their expiration date. I am listening to latin choir music and waiting for the bullheads with the new students to land. Minutes pass by and the bullhead lands. Some students go out, most of them are made of...Shadows?

(Y/N): Interesting. I'll have to look more into that later.

Some aren't covered in shadows. I see a blonde who's obviously a flirt. Leaving the top of your boobs exposed kind of gives that away. Next to her is a black haired girl with red tips on the end of her hair, but the most eye catching thing to me is her silver eyes.

(Y/N): Hmmm. She'll make it through.

All of a sudden she becomes a chibi?!?

(Y/N): What the hell?

Black: Ohmygosh, sis! That kid's got a collapsible staff! And she's got a fire sword!"

She tries getting closer, but Blondey pulls her by the hood back into realistic proportions

Black: Ow! Ooww!

(Y/N): I had no idea fourth wall breakers exist in this world.

Blonde: Easy there, little sister. They're just weapons.

(Y/N): Wait they are sisters?!? How in the name of Monty did that happen?!?

Black: Just weapons'? They're an extension of ourselves! They're a part of us! Oh, they're so cool!

Blonde: Well, why can't you swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?

Black then grabs something off her back and unfurls it into a scythe.

(Y/N): Potential indeed!

Black: Of course I'm happy with Crescent Rose! I just really like seeing new ones. It's like meeting new people, but better...

(Y/N): So she's a weapon fanatic. Interesting.

Blondey playfully pulls down Black's hood.

Blonde: Ruby, come on, why don't you go try and make some friends of your own?"

(Y/N): So Ruby is her name. I'll keep that in mind.

Ruby takes off her hood.

Ruby: But... why would I need friends if I have you?

Blonde: Well...

In a flash, a group of other shadow covered students surround Blonde and they all dash down the road

Blonde: Actually, my friends are here. Gotta go catch up. 'Kay, see ya, bye!

I take this as my opportunity to approach her. I calmly walk up to her, thinking that if I can teach her the ways of combat, she'll be a first class huntress in no time.

Ruby: Wait, where are you going?! Are we supposed to go to our dorms? Where are our dorms? Do we have dorms? I don't know what I'm doing...

She falls over but I teleport and catch her.

(Y/N): Easy there.

Ruby: T-Thanks.

I gently lay her back on her feet. I see a white haired girl looking really pissed. I can tell her personality with just one look at her. I also recognize her as Weiss Schnee. Just great...NOT!

Weiss: Are you kidding me?!?

Ruby: Uh, sorry?

Weiss: Sorry?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused if your boyfriend over there didn't save you?!?

(Y/N): Shut your mouth brat.

Weiss: E-ExCUSE ME?!?

(Y/N): I said "shut your mouth brat". Hmph. Look at you. You think you can escape from your little company and become a huntress aren't you?

Weiss: Well ye-

(Y/N): Hah! Sorry princess but that isn't gonna happen. You think that you are skilled enough to become a huntress but believe me, people who spent their entire lives having everything handed to them on a silver platter will get nowhere as a hunter. Rich snobs like you think that you are ready because your rich parents paid for "the best teachers in the land" well sorry missy, but knowledge isn't everything in this world. Also, i'm not her boyfriend. So, pardon my english but can you please fuck off?

Weiss: I-You-I-GRAAAH!

She walks away with her luggage in a huff. A black haired girl with amber eyes and a big bow walks up to me.

Blake: Someone finally said it to her. Name's Blake. Yours?

Ruby: Oo! I never got your name either!

(Y/N): (Y/N) Sephiroth (L/N), also known as the One Winged Angel. Nice to meet you.

Blake: Where did you get that nickname from?

I smirk. I sprout my black wing. Blake's eyes widen while Ruby just stares at it.

(Y/N): Before you ask, no, I'm not a faunus. For some reason I was born with this.

Ruby: That's sooooo cool!

Blake: Well, I'll be seeing you around (Y/N).

She walks off. Meanwhile, a blonde guy approaches.

Jaune: Hey...I'm Jaune.

Ruby: Ruby.

(Y/N): (Y/N).

Ruby: Aren't you the guy that threw up on the ship?

*****SMALL TIMESKIP YAY!*****

Jaune: All I'm saying is that motion sickness is a much more common problem than people let on!

(Y/N): That's true but how did you get sick on a stable flying bullhead?!?

Ruby: Look, I'm sorry! Vomit Boy was the first thing that came to mind.

Jaune: Oh, yeah? What if I called you...Red Tips!

Ruby: Hey, I was born with this!

Jaune: Well, the name's Jaune Arc! Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue - ladies love it!

(Y/N): Do they?

Jaune: They will! Well, I-I hope they will. My mom always says that-

(Y/N): Just stop. The moment you say that your mom says it, you lose all credibility you had.

Ruby: So... I got this thing!

She pulls out Crescent Rose and stabs it into the ground

Jaune: Whoa! Is that a scythe?

Ruby: It's also a customizable high-impact sniper rifle!

(Y/N): Nice.

Jaune: A-wha...?

She cocks it and smiles.

Ruby: It's also a gun.

Jaune: Oh. That's cool! (Y/N), what do you have?

(Y/N): This.

I unseathe Masamune. Jaune stumbles back a bit so that he doesn't get slashed by it's long blade. Meanwhile, Ruby goes completely gaga over it.

(Y/N): It's called Masamune. It's an odachi with a 7,6 feet long, unbreakable blade. The one handedness of this allows me to use my semblance with my other hand.

Ruby: That's so AWESOME! Jaune, So what've you got?

Jaune: Oh! I, uh...

He unsheathes a blade

Jaune: I got this sword!

Ruby: Ooooohh!

Jaune: Yeah, and I've got a shield, too!

He gets his scabbard, raises his arm and expands the metal into his defense

Ruby: So, what do they do?

He fumbles with the shield as it retracts off his arm, expands, and retracts again before putting it back in place and finally shrinking it down, placing it on his belt.

Jaune: The shield gets smaller, so when I get tired of carrying it, I can just... put it away...

Ruby: But... wouldn't it weigh the same?

Jaune: Yeah, it does...

(Y/N): No words can describe how pathetic that is.

Ruby: Well, I'm kind of a dork when it comes to weapons, sooo... I guess I did go a little overboard when designing it.

Jaune: Wait - you made that?!

Ruby: Of course! All students at Signal forge their own weapons! Didn't you make yours?

(Y/N): Even more potential than I thought! She will make a very good huntress.

Jaune: It's a hand-me-down. My great-great-grandfather used it to fight in the war.

Ruby: Sounds more like a family heirloom to me! Well, I like it! Not many people have an appreciation for the classics these days.

Jaune: Yeah, the classics...

(Y/N): More like outdated.

I mumble as we continue forward.

Ruby: So why'd you greet us back there? In the courtyard?

Jaune: Eh, why not? My mom always says, 'Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet.'

(Y/N): That's a terrible lesson. Imagine if you come across a serial killer who you don't know is a serial killer, you want to become his friend?

Jaune: No...I guess not.

Ruby: Hmm. Hey, where are we going?

Jaune: Oh, I don't know! I was following you. Y-You think there might be a directory? Maybe a food court? Some kind of recognizable landmark? Is, uh... Is that a 'no'?

Ruby: That's a 'no'.

(Y/N): Well shit.