"Don't call me that you fat piece of shit!"
You tell him

"... I-im fat?" Kyle starts tearing up.

"No shit, you look like a cow" you strictly say

"... Well, do you like cows?"

"No"

Kyle falls on his knees and starts begging you.

"Please, please just love me the way i do."

".... No chance, buddy"

"It doesn't matter. Your still Mine

Suddenly a fat kid bursts into the classroom and finds Kyle next your smelly feet

KAHLL!!!... Dude. What the fuck.

"...uhhh. IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!"

"Yes, it is" you say.

"HAHAHA KYLE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!"

"Shut it."

"He is not my BOYFRIEND!'