Next Day:

HM: jai Hind.

All: jai hind MS.

KS: ap kab aaen MS, humain toh pata bhi nahi chala k ap aa gaen hain.

HM: KS jab ap dono saas bahu ko larai karnay say fursat milay gi toh ghor karen gi aird jird, or Santosh sharma ap mobile ki duniya say bahir nikalain, mobile side par rakh k duty par dhayan dyn, or yeh cheeta kyun so rha hai isay jagaein.

SS: cheetay uth MS aa gaen hain.

CC: in sleep: ka hai santu ji ap nay kaheay takleef ki hum nasta bana dayty na hum dono k liay sab ka kahen gay k hum shadi k pehlay din hi ap say kam karwa rhy hain.

KS: nasta toh hum tumhain karwaen gay cheetay, uth....

CC again : Santu ji KM humaray liay nasta lay aai hain kitna khayal hai na unhain humara....

KS: ha nasta toh laen hain fanta or laat khao gay kiyà? Abay uth warna duniya say utha dyn gay agar ek lafz or bhi bola toh....

CC awake with in a second: jai hind MS...

HM: jai hind, CC agar shadi ki itni hi pari hai toh ap shadi kyun nahi Kar laytay shaid apko official time par yeh sapnay dekhnay ki zaroorat bhi na paray...

CC: nahi MS aaisi baat nahi hai, hum toh bus...

SS: chup kar cheetay aur dant sunah hai kiyà?

HM: agar aainda ap duty hours mei sotay huay dikhay toh phir ap kabhi dobara thanee mei nahi dikhain gay samjhay ap.

CC: ji MS, aainda nahi hoga.

HM: good.. or kS or pushpa ji umeed hai k agli bar ap log bhi apni larai thanee k bahir hi suljha k aaen gi.

KS and PS together: ji MS... Agay say nahi hoga.

HM: good now get back to work please.... Santosh Sharma koi new update ap k quarter ki problems k ilawa....

SS: wah MS ap kitni samjhdar ho gae hain.

KS: abay santu jo MS nay pocha hai uska jawab do, faltu ki bakaiti band karo samjhi.

SS: ji maddam, sorry maddam wo DSP sir ki call aai thi unhon nay apko or KM ko ek case k silsilay mei HQ bulaya hai.

HM: sir nay humain kyun call nahi ki, any way KS hum ek pending file complete kar laytay hain jo k HQ mei submit karani hai phir sath chaltay hain.

KS: ji MS theek hai.

HM: hum apnay cabin mei hain koi Kam ho toh bula lijeay ga.

KS: MS ek minutes...

HM: kiyà hua KS?

KS: MS hum badnam ka zehar penay ja rhy hain wo sir zara dard Kar that hai pushpa ji ki bak bak sun kay, agar ap kahen toh ap k liay bhi zehar layty aaen....

HM laughs: zehar KS, log sharab petay hain ap zehar pean gi.

KS: badnam ki chai or zehar mei koi farq nahi hai na MS, or hum sant aadmi hai daru ko hath bhi nahi lagaty..

HM: theek hai toh phir ap humaray liay bhi ek cup zehar ka layti aaen....

KS: ji MS hum abhi laen

AS enters and listen what they said just before?

AS: haseena ji ap zehar kyun kahen gi, KS phir ap dono ki larai hui hai kiyà, haseena ji choti moti bataon mei koi apni jan thori dayta hai, hum apko hargiz yeh qadam uthanay nahi dyn gay, mana k haseena ji nadan hain har waqt apni jan daynay ka sochti hain magar ap ulta inhain samjhanay k ap in k liay zehar la rhi hain....

HM: sir ap ghalat samjh rhy hain humari koi larai nahi hui hai.

KS: ha bhaiya....

AS: sirrrr

KS: Anu sir...

AS: sirf sir.....

KS: ha sirf sir ab theek hai, ha sir toh hum kiyà keh rhy thy k hum badnam chai wala ki chai ki baat kar rhy thy woh kisi zehar say kam thori na hai...

AS: oh acha hum aaisa paratit hua k ap humari Haseena ji ko zehar day rhi hain...

KS: ek minutes bhaiya I mean Anu sir nahi sirf sirrrr maddam sir apki kab say ho gaen.....

AS: shadi k bad in flow flow.....

HM: shadi matlab......

AS: I mean shadi ka natak wo mission k liay jis k liay hum yahan aaey thy, as a senior or yeh humari junior toh yeh humari junior toh humari hui na....

KS: kiyà keh rhy hain bhaiya ap bhi kuch samjh nahi aa rha...

SS: KM Bhaiya nahi sirf sir....

KS: ha bhi sirf sir, bina sir pair ki jo bataein kar rhy hain...

AS: kiyà Kaha ap nay phir say kehna zara?

KS: kuch nahi...

AS: dekheay KS hum apko samjhatay hain ap humari pyari behna hain, Pushpa ji humari pyari samdhan ji, or Santosh sharma humari choti behan jaisi hai, or cheeta humara dost cum bhai hai jab ap sab humaray apnay hain toh haseena ji say kiyà humari koi dushmani hai jo yeh humari nahi ho sakti.

CC: ha KM sir ki baat mei toh dum hai...

SS: good point sir I agreed... Par sir ek confusion hai.

AS: kaisi confusion SS... Mei or KM apki choti behnain cheeta bhai cum dost, pushpaji maa saman toh MS apki kiyà lagi, bua , mausi, behan, dost , premika, patni.....

KS: santu kiyà tujhe MS itni bari lagti hai k wo mausi ya bua lagen, akhiri kay options best thy.... Kyun bhaiya?

AS whispers in HM ear's: chalet haseena ji cabin mei agar yahan aur zayda rukay toh Santosh sharma rakhi bhi bandhwa day gi ap k hath say...

KS: yeh kiyà bataein ho rhi hain ap dono k beech.

SS: waisay sir next week raksha bandhan hai, mei yeh soch rhi hun k KM k sath sath mei bhi apko rakhi band dun...

AS: ji jaisi apki marzi....

HM: chalen sir ab....

SS: ek minutes sir last question ap toh mujhe or KM ko rakhi band dyn gay magar MS....

HM shouted with her top voice: Santosh Sharma ap Kam par dhayan dyn buhat ho gaya, sir yahan kuch zaroori baat karnay aaey hain apki fazool bataein sunnay ka waqt nahi hai in k pass kyun sir?

AS: ha ha bilkul ek dum Sahi keh rhi hain haseena ji.... Or waisay bhi cheeta hai na woh haseena ji ko rakhi band day ga..... Chalen KS bhetar chalen...

KS: bhaiya ap or MS jaen hum bus 2 min mei aaey....

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AS: haseena ji kiyà hain yeh log kaisay sambhalty hain ap in namonon ko, apko humari ardhangini say sedha behan bana k chor dayty agar Sahi waqt par ap humain na bachati toh...

HM: khair yeh bataein ap yahan kyun aaey thy, hum HQ anay hi walay thy.

AS: MS Malik hum yahan....

She rolled her eyes...

AS: Shama chahtay hain haseena ji..
Ha hum kahan thy....

HM: ap k yahan aanay ki wajah....

As: ha hum nay buhat dyar apki call ka wait kiyà, par apki call nahi aai toh hum soyum khud apni jevan sangni say milnay chalay aaey....

HM: sir....

AS: ji kahen hum sun rhy hain apki madhur awaz....

HM: aaj ap hum say kuch zayda hi flirt nahi Kar rhy, wajah jan sakty hain....

AS: flirt or hum kaisi bataein kar rhi hain ap, flirt toh premika girl friend ya would be girlfriend say kiyà jata hai par jahan tak humari jankari hai ap in mei say kuch nahi hain....

HM: Sahi Kaha ap nay ...

KS enters: Bhaiya hum zehar ly aaey... Yeh lyn

AS: zehar behna humain zehar kha k marna nahi hai abhi, abhi toh humain apni patni k sath world tour par jana hai, suhagraat manani hai, apnay bachon ko kandhon par betha k khelna hai, apni beti ka kanyadan karna hai, kitnay kuch karna hai zindagi mei... Kyun haseena ji....

KS: MS say kiyà poch rhy hain ap, chachi ji say pochain koi larki dhondi hai is utawaly larkay k liay....

HM phones ring;

HM: ek minutes hum abhi aaey she goes at the corner of the room and answers the call.

HM : salam Ammi kaisi hain ap, hum bilkul theek hai Ammi, kyun phone kiyà ap na( pause for few seconds) Ammi shadi woh bhi next week Ammi ap janti hain na humain itni jaldi chuttiyan nahi milan gi, ......... Aacha theek hai hum Anu sir say baat kartay hain..

KS whispers in AS's ears.
KS: bhaiya MS ki shadi ki baat kar rhi hain inki..

AS: ha toh...

KS: bhaiya MS kisi or ki ho jaen gi.

AS: ha ho janay do.

KS: bhaiya kiyà apko dil ki kisay bhi kitnay mei MS k liay koi feeling nahi hai.

AS: nahi hai...

KS: bhaiya apko itu sa bhi bura nahi lag rha hai k MS kisi aur say shadi Kar lyn gi...

AS: nahi bilkul nahi humain vkyun lagay ga bura...

KS: bhaiya mission mei pyar ka natak kartay kartay apko MS say zara bhi pyar nahi hua...

AS: nahi kiyà hona chaheay tha

KS: ha bhaiya pyar hona chaheay tha apko MS.

AS: kyun hona chaheay tha pyar?

KS: bhaiya itni Sundar larki har waqt ap k pass rhay tab bhi ap k dil mei us k liay koi feelings paida nahi hui.

AS: nahi behna, par ap yeh sab kyun poch rhi hain,
He is enjoying teasing her sister....

KS: bhaiya humain toh lagta tha k MS jis say bhi milay usko apna bana layti hain, phir unka jadu ap par kaheay nahi chala.

KS to herself: bhaiya hum yahan apko MS ka saiyan bananay k liay koshish Kar rhy hain or ap ko kuch pati hi nahi hai

AS murmers: jadu toh chal gaya hai behna or apna bhi bana liya hai humain...

KS: kiyà Kaha ap nay humain sunai nahi diya?

AS: kuch nahi ap kyun chinta kar rhi hai agaly 6 months tak haseena ji kisi say shadi nahi kar sakti or shaid kabhi karen bhi na...

KS: par kyun ap ko kaisay pata?

HM: kiyà kaisay pata KS?

KS: MS ap ki Ammi ki call thi na.

HM: ha...

KS: kiyà keh rhi thi Ammi.

HM: wo next week off laynay ka keg rhi thi, wo shadi hai na isliay....

KS: acha hai waqt rehty sab ko shadi kar layni chaheay warna sari umar pashtawa hota hai.

HM: Sahi Kaha ap nay KS...

AS: behna chalen humain dyar ho this hai.

KS: kahan chalna hai.

AS: wo ek case k silsilay mei ek vaikti say vartalab karna hai... Us k liay humain ap ki sahita ki zaroorat hai

KS: toh chalen kiyà soch rhy hain... MS hum jaen.

HM: ji KS ap Jaen.

AS: ap bhi chal rhi hain humaray sath MS Malik...

HM: par sir KS hai na woh vartalap kar lyn gi , humari kiyà zaroorat?

AS: ha par humain hai apki zaroorat.

KS: kiyà?

AS: humain ap say ek dosra case discuss karna hai. In flirty mood.

HM: hum achi tarha jantay hain k Kaun sa case discuss karna chahtay hain ap.... Chalen

KS: humain kaheay aaisa lag rha hai k ap dono k beech kuch khichri pak rhi hai...

AS: nahi toh bilkul nahi....

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To be continued..