Maa: Anu beta yeh lay sab cheezain teri pasand ki banai hai hum nay.

AS: wah maa aaj shadi k bad pehli bar apko hum par pyar aaya hai, warna ap sab kuch jan ki pasand ka hi banati thi.

Maa: ha hum zaroor haseena ki pasand ka banatay thy kyun k woh bhi toh teri pasand hai humain pata hai jo uski pasand woh teri pasand hai.

AS: maa hum nay ap ko buhat miss kiyà chah k bhi ap say baat nabi Kar paey.

Maa: beta jo bhi kiyà tu nay wo apnay farz k liay kiyà.

AS: maa humain apnay hathon say khilao na.

Husna: very bad papa abhi tak apko apnay hathon say khana nahi aaya, Ammi hum khud say khatay hain na.

HM: ha par aaj hum apko apnay hathon say khilaen gay, jisay dadu papa ko khila rhi hain.

Ammi: or hum apni beti ko apnay hathon say khilaen gay ..

Husna: dadu nanu phir ap dono ko Kaun khilay ga.

Maa/ Ammi together: ha humain Kaun khilay ga yeh baat bhi hai.

Husna: koi baat nahi mei khilaun gi ap dono ko

KS: pihu piyush ruko kahan ja rhay ho aram say sambhal k deekho gir mat jana karishma Singh enters with scolding her children.

Maa: aray karishma beti tum, tumhari hi kami thi aao, aa hai meray nati nawasay kaisay hain nanu ki jan

AS: behna aaj hum sab aaj apni apni maaun k hath say khana kha rhy hain, aaj hum mother day manatay hai jo 8 mahinay pehlay nahi mana paey thy.

KS: aray wah chachi ji toh humain bhi bhojan karwaen na

Maa: ha baitho yahan humaray Pass hum tum dono ko bari bari khilaty hain.

Pihu or piyush: or humain Kaun khilay ga.

HM: yahan aao hum khilaty hain na ap dono ko apki didi k Sath.

Pihu and piyush: yehhhh hum Mami k hathon say khaen gay...

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KS: chachi ji humain ap say kuch baat karni hai.

Maa: ha beta kaho.

KS: chachi ji bhaiya itnay din bad loatain hai or ap janti hain k bhaiya or bhabhi ki shadi bhi kin isthiti mei hui thi na ap apnay eklauty betay ki shadi ka aanad utha saken na hum nay mazay kiey , kyun na hum dobara say in dono ki shadi pori reeti riwaj say karwa dyn.

Maa: khayal toh bura nahi hai chalo samdhan ji say baat kartay hain.

They told Ammi about their plan.

Ammi: humain koi iteraz nahi hai par ap log Anu or Haseena say poch lyn

KS: un say kiyà pochna hai Anu bhaiya toh har waqt tyar rehtay hain bhabhi k sath romance karnay mei is say acha moqa unhain or kiyà milay ga, Kal bhi dekha nahi hum sab ko chor k wahan hotel mei honeymoon mana k aaen hain.

Maa: chup kar besharam, sharam nahi sati bhai k baray mei aaisi baat karty huay.

KS: kiyà ghalat kaha chachi ji hum nay, bataein phir woh dono kahey gay thy hotel..

AS: behna kiyà ho gaya hai apko behan ho ya dushman, hum toh bus apni rothi hui biwi ko mananay gay thy aur kuch nahi tha.

HM: kiyà batein ho rhi hain.

Maa: tum dono ki shadi ki

AS: maa kyun mazaq kar rhi hain shadi or humari.... Ek minutes apka matlab hai humari Haseena jk Sath dobara wah yeh toh buhat hi aachi baat hai maa, kab karni hai hum bilkul tyar hain, shadi ka Nora bhi ready hai...

HM: Anu kiyà keh rhy hain ap had hoti hai kiya hum dono apni beti k samnay shadi kartay achay lagen gay kiya?

AS:  koi baat nahi ek saal or wait Kar laytay hain betay k samnay bhi Kar lyn gay....

HM: Anu..

AS: kiyà hua Priyee maa or kashi theek hi toh keh rhi hain.

Maa: ha beta humaray or samdhan ji k bhi arman poray ho Jaen gay...

KS: ek dum correct...

HM: lekin humain nahi karni humain sharam aati hai.

KS: Ohoo bhabhi Jan ko sharam aa rhi hai, maan Jaen na bhabhi or acha hai na husna bhi apni Ammi or papa ki shadi enjoy Kar lay gi kyun husna?

Husna: ha Ammi maan Jaen na.

Ammi: ha beta maan jao humara bhi arman tha k apni akloti beti ko dulhan k roop mei dekhain...

AS: waisay bhi Priyee hum paper marriage nahi mantay...

HM: wah Anu ek hi pal mei humain ap nay paraya Kar diya yeh shadi ab paper marriage ho gae....

KS: please bhabhi hum na apni shadi par mazay Kar paen na , apki . Humari bhi toh court marriage thi na.

AS: Jan Please man jai..

HM: acha theek hai par ek shart par...

KS, AS , maa and Ammi: kaisi shart?

HM: shart yeh hai k wahan mandap mei ek nahi teen shadiyan hungi....

AS: teen shadiyan kis ki Priyee...

KS: ha bhabhi or do kis ki....

HM: ek humari or Anu ki, dosri karishma Singh or jiju ki, or tesri....

Maa: or tesri kis ki...

HM: uski jis ki Anu k janay k bad cancel ho gae thi...

KS: matlab....

AS: kis ki jan.

HM: cheeta or santu ki..

AS: un dono nay abhi tak shadi nahi ki.

HM: nahi Anu apko kiyà pata hum par yahan kiyà kiyà beeti hai un dono nay shadi cancel Kar di thi, humari wajah say , aaisi mahool mei Kaun apni khushiyun mana sakta tha, har taraf ek sogh ka mahol tha...

AS: toh Tay rha teen shadiyan hungi .
Or tyariyan aaj say hi shru hungi...

KS gets a call....

KS: kiyà keh rhy ho ap? Yeh sach hai kiyà? Aacha theek hai.. bye...

HM : kiyà hua Kashi kiyà baat hai.

KS: bhabhi oh DSP sir hain na....

HM: Kaun woh Rajeev Mishra..

KS: ha wohi..

HM: kiyà hua hai unko .

KS: bhabhi IG sir nay unhain suspend Kar diya hai or un par case file hua hai. Woh mital's k Sath involve thy illegal drugs mei.

HM: kiyà? Yeh sab un k supervision mei ho rha tha.

KS: ji bhabhi yeh wahi Kar rha tha, jab hi hum sochain k yeh Rajeev Mishra humain bhaiya k case mei personally involve kyun nahi honay day rha tha, or yeh shaks SI say direct DSP ki post par kaisay chala gaya... Buhat bura kiyà hai is nay humaray bhaiya or humaray sath, us din ap k ghar par aag isi nay lagwai thi.

HM: KS janay dyn buray ka anjam bura hi hota hai, humain is say barh k or kiyà chaheay k humara Anu humaray Sath hain

KS: bhabhi Kal IG sir or commissioner sir nay ap dono ko HQ bulaya hai.

HM: theek hai hum chalay Jaen gay.
Waisay Kashi hum soch rhy thy k santu or cheetay ko aaj sham ghar bula lyn phir shadi ki sari discussion kartay hain baith k , or   bhaiya jiju say bhi kehna k woh Pushpa ji ko sham mei yahen lay aa Jaen.

KS: ji bhabhi...

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PS: wah yeh toh buhat hi achi baat hai yeh idea kis ka tha.

KS: bhabhi ka...

HM: nahi yeh kashi ka hi idea tha, yeh humari or Anu ki dobara shadi karwana chahti thi toh hum nay Kaha court marriage toh apki bhi hui hai , or waisay bhi hum akelay kyun phansay, Kashi hum toh dobain k sanam tumhain bhi lay dubain gay..

AS; yani ap hum say shadi Kar k pachta rhi hai.

SS: aray sir ap didi ka ishara nahi samjh rhy , is line mei bahain hidden hai. Didi kehna chahti hai k hum toh dobain gay hi apnay San ki bahon mei tumhain bhi duba dyn gay.

AS: wah Santosh intelligent ho rhi ho tum aahista aahista..

SS: aahista aahista nahi mei intelligent shru say hun bus abhi ap logon ko pata chala hai.

KS: oh jarbhuddi bhabhi tumhain bhi dobana chahti hain humaray Sath Sath.

CC: ka kehna chahti hain ap karishma maddam.

KS: yahi k tum dono bhi shadi ka laddu khanay ko tyar ho jao. Humary Sath Sath tum dono ki bhi shadi hai.

CC: sach KM. Hum toh buhat hi khushi hai kyun santu ji.

SS blushes.

CC: dekha humari santu ji kaisay Sharma rhi hain...

SS: chup kar cheetay.

PS: bus ab tum dono Sharmana band karo or shadi ki tyariyun shru karo.

HM: or ha Kashi ap apnay kapray or zaroori cheezain Anu k Sath ja k lay aana.

KS: kyun bhabhi?

HM: aaj say shadi jab say na ho jaey ap yahi rahen gi humaray Sath , Tabhi toh hum hum apko vida Kar paen gay.

Maa: ha aaj hi ja k lay aana , Anu isay lay k jana, or tum dono ka aaj say milna band tum damad ji say bilkul nahi milo gi shadi tak.

KS: yeh zulam hum hi  par kahay.

HM: yeh order sirf ap hi k liay nahi yeh  Santosh or cheetay k liay bhi hai, Santosh ap bhi yahi raho gi.

CC: lekin di.

HM: no cheetay yeh rasam hai

PS: or ap humaray sath rahen gi MS.

HM: hum ap k pass kyun rahen gay pushpaji yeh humara ghar hai na hum yahi rahen gay.

AS: ha ha humari Priyee ap k ghar kyun rhay gi humaray Sath rahay gi humaray room mei, hum kahen nahi janay dyn gay isay.

Maa: kyun tere liay kiyà alag rule hai bahu samdhan ji k Sath hi jaey gi..

AS: maa yeh ghalat baat hai humain nahi karni koi shadi wadi, hum haseena ko kahin janay nahi dyn gay.

HM: maa Anu Sahi toh meh rhy hain.

Ammi: nahi haseena.

HM: Ammi please.

Ammi: zid nahi Kar haseena...

AS: maa hum kal hi toh itnay din bad milay thy, aaj say ap log humain phir alag kar rhy ho, ap maaein hain humari ya dushman.

Maa: dushman, ja bahu ja k packing Karo.

HM whispers in his ear's:Anu dekha hum isi liay shadi k liay haq mei nahi thy.

AS: Priyee humain toh lagta k dobara humain suhagraat mananay ka moqa milay ga... Par us k liay yeh qurbani dayni paray gi yeh humain nahi pata tha.

HM: Anu ab kiya karen kuch din or alag reh laytay hain jahan itnay din guzaray hai , kuch din or Sahi

AS: ha Priyee....

KS: yeh kanon mei kiyà batein ho rhi hain ap dono ki.

HM: kuch nahi Kashi...