This One Shot:

-Is about Peter Parker
- Has Tony Stark's daughter as protagonist
- Could have some swearing
- Is hella funny

Being a teenager with hormonal problem has always been a big issue for every girl, in particular Renata that had always been living with her father and his colleagues. Also, her father wouldn't allow her any near to some boys.

So yeah, her adolescence was pretty shitty under this point of view.

But then, something totally unexpected happened. Tony Stark brought a boy at the Tower.

"He's Peter." He bad told everyone. "He's going to help us during our missions." He explained his powers and how he needed to have his  secret identity.

That's when Renata had her very first conversion with a person of the other sex, he seemed pretty cool and he was also into science and technology. That was something magical to her eyes.

Peter, of course, couldn't believe his eyes when he saw Tony's daughter. She was extremely beautiful and sassy, just like her father.

"Dad would freak out if he knew that we're friends." Renata had told him one day while they were in the laboratory waiting for Tony to join them. "He thinks we barely know each other names."

"That's unfair." He snorted, he finally got a cool friend and he had to hid her? "But I get it." He nodded.

She smiled, but when her father entered the room, she went back being a cool genius girl. "Daddy, I've just finished preparing the file you needed."

"Thank you dear." Tony smiled and then realized Peter's presence. "Oh, you're early."

"I'm sorry." The kid muttered embarrassed, he came appositely to spend some time with the girl.

"That's fine." Renata interrupted. "He came like 5 minutes ago and I was still working anyway." She shrugged. "Gotta go now."

"Bye love." Tony kissed her cheek.

"Bye daddy." She smiled to him and then turned towards Peter. "Bye Mr Parker." She just waved and walked away.

"I feel stupid." Tony giggled. "I thought she was into you, but she clearly isn't."

Peter frowned. "Mr. Stark, how could that be even possible? We barely say hi to each other." He lied, it was only for the sake of his friendship.

"You're right kid, well, better this way."

Time passed, the two kids grew up more attached every day they passed together at the tower. Even if Peter still lived with his aunt, that didn't mean that he could easily visit Renata almost every day.

Most of the time they hid in Renata's room and did a buch of nerd stuff: watching movies, building up mini robots and, sometimes, they just talked for hours about everything and nothing.

And when they couldn't see each other, they texted or called each other. Some days they wouldn't even sleep and spend all the night just taking to each other.

"Who are you always texting?" One day Tony asked while having dinner with all of the Avengers, everyone looked at his daughter feeling curious about this new "drama".

"I'm not texting." She lied turning off the phone. "Just checking my socials and, you know, my works are all saved here." She pointed at her golden iPhone.

"May I see it then?" He demanded.

Renata freeze with widened eyes. Never in her 16 years of life she had seen her father being responsable and trying to get into her business. "Father." She smirked. "If I didn't know you, I would think that tore jealous of my work." She new very well how to play her cards.

"I am not." Tony replied rolling his eyes. "Fine, keep that goddamn thing."

Renata smiled  victoriously and got up from her chair. "Nice, I'll be in my bedroom if you'll need me." And with that she basically run away.

Maybe she had fooled Tony, but some of the Avengers had noticed something different in that kid and they didn't believe a word she had said.

Eventually, Peter realized that he had fallen in love with Renata and couldn't stop thinking about her. So, one day, while they were watching a movie on Disney+, he just hugged her.
"What are you doing?" She laughed but still didn't move from that position. When Peter didn't answer her question, she immediately felt that something was odd. "Peter..." She pulled away. "Is everything ok?"

He shrugged becoming all red. "I don't know... I just feel weird lately." He admitted.

"Maybe you have a fever or something." Renata put her cold hand on his forehead. "Mhm, nope, your temperature is normal."

"Are you a doctor or something?" He giggled.

"Well, if we consider my studies and the fact that I'll be in College in about two years, you can consider me a doctor already." She joked. "But, for real, what's going on with you?"

Peter sighed and laid his head on her shoulder. "I just want to be close to you." He muttered.

"Awe, you're so cute." She smiled and hugged him back. "I hope I could be like you, with a normal life."

"Why?" He asked.

"Because you can go out whenever you want with whoever you like. But instead you're here with me, I'm sorry Peter." Renata snorted, she felt bad for hiding him in her room everyday.

"Don't be, I like being here with you." He whispered, then he raised his head and looked at her. "I mean, I like hanging out with you, I like being with you... I like you."

"What?" She widened her eyes. "You like like me?"

Peter nodded. "You are the most amazing girl I've ever met, spending my time with you makes me happy."

Renata smiled, no one had ever told her something like that before. "Peter, I think I like you too." She sighed. "But even if we start to date, my father can't know about that or else, he'll freak out."

"I get it, really." Peter stopped and looked at her eyes. "But I can't be without you." He got closer and closer until his lips touched hers for a few seconds.

"Peter." She muttered smiling as he hugged her again. "I never throught I'd say something like this but... Let's do it."

And so they started dating, at the very first time it was awkward and strange, but with time they got comfortable and enjoyed every second of their time together.

But the Avengers noticed something different in that girl, she wasn't mean at all and that was a shock for everyone. She became kind and happy  out of the blue, Clint could swear he heard her singing happily while cooking breakfast.

Tony always told them: "She'd just growing up, my little girl is finally understanding how to behave properly."

But most of them didn't buy that.

"I don't even remember last time she insulted me for my holy water." Said Steve looking at the girl that was reading while listening to the music with her headphones. "That's weird, do you remember last time she asked Tony for money?"

"Not at all." Natasha shook her head. "There's something going on with her, I can tell." She smirked. "And I think I know what is it."

"Oh." Clint nodded. "It's the word that starts with the L." He giggled making fun of it.

"Lunatic?" Bucky asked frowning in confusion.

"No." Steve shook his head. "It starts with the L and ends with E." He tried to explain to him.

"I get it!" Sam exclaimed. "She's lame."

"Why would you say that?" Clint asked.

"I don't know, she used that word a lot to describe me."

"I guess it's one of those new words that teenagers use nowadays." Bucky snorted. "I still don't get it tho."

"We have only one way to find out." Natasha winked. "We have to spy her and see what she does everyday in her room."

"That's not a good idea." Steve intervened. "She's just a kid, we can't just invade her privacy."

"Do you want to know who's the cause of her behavior?" Clint asked and Steve shut his mouth. "That's what I thought, so... How do we do that?"

Suddenly Renata got up from the armchair with a big smile on her lips as she stared at the screen of her phone. "Sorry guys, I have some homework to do, it was nice being here together tho." And with that she walked away without even looking at them.

"Sam, can you use one of your drones?" Natasha asked quickly. "We need to go NOW."

"I got it." Sam took his phone and turned on his special drone, it was very small and looked like a bug. He sent it into Renata's room while everyone got closer to look at his phone's screen. "Alright, it's in position."

On the screen they could see Renata cleaning her room, she was very fast and concentrated while doing that. "Now, that's weird." Clint commented.

"Shut up." They yelled at him.

Renata then opened her window and sat on her bed. A few seconds later they saw a boy entering the room through the window. "What the hell is going on there?" Natasha widened her eyes.

The boy hugged Renata and she basically pulled him on her bed, they talked a little and then Renata kissed him softly. "What?" Steve was shocked. "Who's that prick?"

"I don't know." Sam was trying his best to figure that out. "We can't see his face!"

"Just zoom on it!" Natasha screamed. "Can we listen to what they're saying?"

"On it." Sam pushed a botton and suddenly the volume turned on.

"Stop, you're tickling me." Renata laughed. "Gosh you're so annoying."

"You love it." The boy commented. "And I've brought something for you."

"Awe Peter, you're so cute it hurts."

"Peter?" Bucky asked. "Peter Parker?" Everyone was shook. "What on Earth is going on? I thought they hated each other."

"Yeah, they don't even talk to each other." Natasha thought about it. "Those little manipulators, they tricked us into thinking they don't like each other."

"They're together." Clint sighed. "Oh, young love, that's so cute."

"What's cute?" Tony asked entering the room with Thor.

Steve opened his mouth ready to tell the father what his daughter was doing in her bedroom, but Natasha quickly understood his intentions and blocked him. "Sam was showing us one of his videos with cute cats, right Sam?"

The man gulped turning off his phone. "Yeah, I've found a new compilation."

"I love cats." Thor smiled. "They remind me of Loki, only a little more lovely."

Tony rolled his eyes. "Losers." He commented and walked away.

"Gosh that was close." Clint sighed. "I propose not to tell her father, I guess that's the main reason why they didn't tell us in the first place."

"Clint is right." Bucky nodded. "They looked very happy together."

"But-" Steve tried to speak up.

"No." Bucky glared at him. "I know what you're thinking, leave that kids alone, kissing is not against the bible."

"How do we know if they're doing something else other than kissing?" Steve shook his head.

"They are kids." Natasha snorted. "And she's not your daughter."

"But it feels like she was." He muttered. "Alright, I won't tell a thing."

"What are you guys talking about?" Thor asked whispering trying to get into the conversation.

After that every Avenger was well aware of Renata's situation, she became the drama of the tower, the only person who didn't know about it was Tony who still thought that his daughter was absolutely normal.

Sam and Bucky loved messing up with her, Steve started reading her the Bible before going to bed, Natasha tried to have a "girl-to-girl" conversation, but Renata always denied all.

It had been almost 8 months, things were going very good and they knew that it was because of Peter's influence on Renata, but also on Tony.

"Hey." Sam smirked at Bucky. "I've heard that Peter was invited to stay at the tower for the afternoon... By Tony." He raised his eyebrow. "You know what that means?"

"Hell yeah." Bucky got up from the couch. "This is so much fun."

They took their auriculars and organized the whole thing. "I'm reaching my position." Sam told Bucky while walking into the kitchen, Tony and Peter were talking. "Hi guys, what are you up to?"

"Hi Sam." Tony shrugged. "Just making a sandwich with my boy." He patted Peter's back, the kid nodded embarrassed.

Meanwhile Bucky walked towards Renata's room, she used to hide in there when Peter was around the house with her father. "I'm in position." He told Sam and then knocked at Renata's doorm

"What?" She asked opening the door. "Oh, hi Bucky, what can I do for you?"

"Could you cook me something?" He asked gently. "I've just finished working out and Clint won't help me."

Renata seemed kinda unsure about what to do. "Isn't dad there?"

"No." Bucky lied. "He went to the laboratory with that kid he likes so much."

"Alright then." Renata nodded. "Let's go."

They started to walk towards the kitchen. "The bug is going towards the honey." Bucky whispered at his auricular.

"What?" She asked.

"Nothing, lately we have a lot of bugs." He invented and she nodded confused.

Sam smirked and turned towards Peter. "Hey, could you bring me my phone?" He asked the kid. "It's on the couch."

"Sure." He shrugged.

"The honey is moving, I repeat, the honey is moving, where's the bug?" He whispered to Bucky.

"The bug is about to enter in 5."

Peter got up from his chair.

"4."

Peter let down his sandwich.

"3."

He moved towards the door.

"2."

Bucky silently pushed Renata.

"1."

Peter opened the door.

"Done. And now let's wait and see the "trying to hide our relationship from daddy" show." Bucky giggled.

Renata bumped into Peter that stopped her from falling, they were both shocked since they didn't plan to meet each other at all. "Sorry, Mr. Parker." She tried to play it cool.

Tony eyed them curiously while eating his sandwich. "Oh no, I'm sorry Ms. Stark." Peter tried to move aside, but she did the same in his same way.

"I mean, I bumped into you." She stopped him. "Let's just-" she moved right. "Ok."

"Yeah." Peter shook under her touch, that was her way to tell him that she missed him. "Bye Ms. Stark."

"You too Mr. Parker." Renata smiled and walked towards her father. "What is he doing here?" She tried her best to sound as angry as she could.

"I invited him." Tony answered still staring at her, she rolled her eyes. "Why do you hate him again?" He couldn't recall the cause of their hate, and that scene didn't quite convince him.

"Because..." Renata blocked, nothing came to mind, so she just shrugged. "I don't know, I guess I don't like him. That's it."

Tony finally realized that something wasn't as it seemed, he smiled cheerfully. "Sure you do sweety."

"The big bug found out about the little bug and the honey." Sam whispered.

"Shit." Bucky commented in the other room.